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Hayy x

Rachel gets Told Off For Washing Up.

Big Brother forbids Rachel from washing up...

When Rachel bounced jauntily to the Diary Room this afternoon after being called there by Big Brother, she didn't know that she was about to be told off - for washing up!

"Hello Big Brother," Rachel greeted him cheerily. "What've I done?"

"Hello Rachel," Big Brother replied sternly. "As Head of House, do you think it's appropriate for you to be washing up?"

"Definitely!" Rachel chirruped. "Definitely definitely, yeah. Just because I'm Head of House, doesn't mean I shouldn't wash up. Doesn't mean anything. Course, 100%. Head of House shouldn't just be sat back, it's about working as a team. Please don't tell me off for doing it."

"Doesn't a leader have more important things to do than wash up?" Big Brother asked coldly.

"That is important," Rachel protested. "Washing up is, like, the most important thing in this House. Because by me doing the washing up, it'll make people in Hell's job a bit easier, and it'll make them happy, and then therefore it'll make a happy House."

But that didn't wash with Big Brother: "Big Brother does not think that washing up is a fitting activity for a woman of your position," he boomed.

Big Brother still remained forboding: "Continue to wash up at your peril, Rachel," he warned.

Rachel then stomped out of the Diary Room into the House and let the housemates know exactly what had happened.

"Screw them!" she fumed uncharacteristically, determined to carry on scrubbing.


"Big Brother has problems, if that's what you think!" Rachel quipped. "I'm afraid to say I don't agree with you. I think it's a load of rubbish."

"Don't do it!" they chorused, with Dale warning, "They might put you up!"

"I don't think I like Big Brother any more," Rachel huffed. "They're a bunch of idiots!"

"They're screwing you this week," Stuart agreed.

Hang on a sec - most people would be glad not to do the washing up!

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Wotcha think? LOL x

Thanks for reading

Conz
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[Locke.]

I've never noticed her washing dishes before; it's usually Darnell. Anyway, fair do's, she wants to help out- just shows another good point to her.

[baroquepop]

Hallelujah! Thank you Rachel. Finally, BB9 comes alive!!!

Go girl!