[Amy]

The Big Brother 4 Scot gives his verdict on the contestants, 35 days after they entered the house

BECKI The new girl looks like an extra from Trainspotting. She was asked to perform a Mafia style 'Kiss of Death' on the housemate she wanted to nominate.

NADIA With her Latina charm, hysterics and top knockers, it's hard not to like Nadia.

It's also hard to write about her without making any trans-sexual jokes.

MICHELLE I never thought it possible but I now feel sympathy for the Geordie bicycle. To be put up for eviction with just one nomination is very harsh.

DANIEL Dan, who only goes for straight guys, has dropped his interest in Jason after the Scot said his claim to be bisexual was only a ploy to get Dan to like him.

AHMED The spiritual Somalian has requested his housemates nominate him next week as he doesn't want his integrity questioned any further by Big Brother.

MARCO The Extra Terrestrial's days may be numbered. His harem is being picked off and his species are parked outside in their mother-ship, awaiting his return.

SHELL Shell is better since Vanessa's exit but I still can't quite believe her 'weekend hippy and charming use of quaint Scottish words' persona.

STUART With his cowboy hat 'saga' and coverage of his relationship with Michelle, you wonder if this is another pre-wrapped champion going through the motions.

JASON Jason wears fake tan. Jason is training to be a trolley dolly. Jason used to be in the Navy. Jason tells us he is straight and doesn't have ginger hair.

VICTOR When he doesn't adopt his Tu Prat persona,Victor is capable of some genuinely funny and ironic stuff like his Nadia nomination and the George Bush speech.

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