[Amy]

Silly boy ... sulking Stu
wears a dunce hat

SWEETHEARTS Stuart and Michelle got each other into trouble yesterday — for snogging at Big Brother primary school.

Pretty boy Stu was ordered to wear the dunce’s hat and stand facing the wall.

And naughty girl Michelle was given lines, writing out, “I must not snog boys” 100 times.

Student Stu was first to be called to see the headmaster, who was “very disappointed” to see snogs during the Back To School weekly task.




Stu protested: “It’s that girl Michelle. She’s always on at me man, I can’t help it.”

As he moped to the corner, Michelle burst out laughing and was called in to get a dressing down from the head.

When she came out, she giggled: “I’ve got to seriously think about my actions.”

She was immediately recalled by the head because she had not thought “sufficiently long or hard enough about said actions”.

But Big Brother turned a blind eye when the pair went undercover again for a two-hour romp.

As they got to grips in bed, Stu mumbled: “Did you notice how I got the bra off with no hands?”

And he admitted the Geordie lass IS now his girlfriend when Victor spotted him doing late night press-ups to work off his “sexual frustration”.

She got Stu even hotter under the collar yesterday as they arranged a holiday together. She whispered: “I’ll have a brand new bikini ... six bikinis ’cos that’s all I’ll be wearing.”

He said: “What if it’s cold, like Moscow?”

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