[Hooly One]

Michelle and Stuart have talked through their differences and agreed to put last night's lover's tiff behind them.

The lady in question was not best pleased when her man casually remarked on the similarity between his missus and Maureen - the plaster cast model the housemates made on Day 26.

And this morning she was still smarting. "I don't know if I've fully forgiven you," she told her other half as they breakfasted together.

Stuart had obviously been expecting something along these lines, such was the uncharacteristic speed with which he presented his excuses. "It's just because she's wearing black...and you can see her thighs," he insisted.

Michelle was understandably miffed at Stuart's lame response. "My thighs look better than that!" she objected, pointing at Maureen's admittedly rather dimply pins.

"Defo!" cried Stuart, saying something right for once.

Have you forgiven me yet?


But the student boy's success was short lived. "It's like...a Ferrari is red but so is a London bus. But they look similar," he blundered on.

"And you're the Ferrari obviously," he added hurriedly.

"Great...cos I thought I was gonna be the bus," grinned Mich. "You'll just have to make it up to me somehow," she reasoned.

"Will you meet me behind the bike sheds at about one o'clock?" Stu asked, keen to do the making up ASAP.

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[Mike]

I think its all aload of rubbish, if i was Stu i would'nt have bothered saying sorry to her she always seems to sulk when she does'nt get her own way.

[Hooly One]

I agree