[Hooly One]

Michelle was on a mission to find out what Victor hides beneath his voluminous pants. "Go on. Show me right now. I dare you!" she teased Victor, the self-styled Mr Slick.

"Come on then," Victor challenged, and Michelle took a few eager steps forward.

But it was all a cruel trick. The woolly-hatted wonder had no intention of showing his bits. "You once told me you'd show me if it was a big one," she weaselled.

But the man who rarely removes any of his clothes, even in the Jacuzzi, certainly wasn't going to do a Full Monty for Michelle.

However, the bawdy brunette made Victor promise to show her his tackle before leaving the House, and there the matter ended. For about five minutes.

The girl just couldn't let sleeping dogs lie. She cornered Victor in the bedroom and again demanded to see his willy.

She even tempted Victor with saucy secrets about Stu. "Shall I tell you a big, big, big, big secret?" she said. "Bigger than the whole world." This sounded promising...

"Stuart's got a ....."

A what? A what? She could have said anything. Experts are currently deciphering Michelle's wicked whisper - and the truth about Stu's manhood - be it tadpole or tree trunk.

Whatever Michelle said, it had a profound effect on Victor who laughed heartily and said, "I can't help you there, love."

As if on cue, Victor came across Jay in the bathroom. "Jay's standing up," Victor yelled.

The wee man was indeed standing proudly to attention. So Michelle got an eyeful in the end...

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