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Old 16-08-2008, 03:21 PM #1
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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.



4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.


Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
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Old 16-08-2008, 03:23 PM #2
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Omg, OUCH!
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Haha thats brilliant
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Ewwwww.
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LOL
you could say he got wood










If only that bench was actually wooden =[
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Serves him right
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lol who the hell would do that XD
I mean the holes, they are tiny!
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Can you imagine being the person in the police call centre?

"Yes Sir I am sure you have got your tingle stuck in a tiny hole!"

"No really I have... its actually stuck"

"We'll send someone over" - with a camera! haha
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LOL It's hilarious!

What a plonker, seriously though why?
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wot a idiot

he has lost all his dignity

he should hide in his house for the rest of his life
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haha! those holes are pretty small though

What a silly man
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"could not get his penis out of the small hole."

That made me LOL

Ohh the humiliation..
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this guy

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practise make's perfect


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LOL!! HaHaHa!!!

What an idiot!
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How though?

Those holes are so small, his toes are barely able to fit!!!?!?!
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OMG, LMAO. That is sooo funny. But the holes are really small he must have a small and thin you know what. LOL
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How though?

Those holes are so small, his toes are barely able to fit!!!?!?!
He had a small penis...
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If he was so desperate, he should have just used his hand!

What a gonk.
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How did he fit it in to them holes. There just so small.

Some people really do baffle me, ahhh well no pain no gain.
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How though?

Those holes are so small, his toes are barely able to fit!!!?!?!
He had a small penis...
Well I just feel sorry for the guy if he managed to fit it through the holes in the bench.

Maybe that's why he's having it off with a seat instead of a woman. He'd probably get lost a real one.
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lmao those holes are tiny how did he even get it in there to start with?must have a pencil
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Lol.This just proves how desperate some people are these days
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that guy in white is having a feel i think



the guy in red is having a closer look

and one of the guy's in yellow look disgusted

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why would anyone even think of doing this is beyond me?
'oh yeah i know a good idea il go stick my cock in one of them holes in the park bench'
should have got a blow up doll if he was that desperate
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Hahahaha, OMG. How embarrassing... he must have a really tiny ding dong to get in those holes, hahaha. Why the hell was he humping a bench?
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