[*mazedsalv**]

What is the best insult/quote you have heard in BB.

Mine are:

1. Rex(to Dale)- "Im sorry, did I upset your imaginary girlfriend?"

2. Steph(to Alex) "Which one am I, Tom or Frank?

And even though I dont agree with Mario saying it to Steph, but:

"Hemmeroid!"

[Princess]

I loved when Dale said to Rachel 'You're not Ghandi' although thats not really a insult.

[Billy]

Bex: I cant stand yar, sorry.
Bex: Big Brother is a beast.
Bex: she grates on me like a cheese grater, like im a cheese grater I dont really know".

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Originally posted by Billy21
Bex: I cant stand yar, sorry.
Bex: Big Brother is a beast.
Bex: she grates on me like a cheese grater, like Im a cheese grater I dont really know".

The last one was my fave Bex quote.

[SairBabi92]

Rex to Dale after Jen was evicted - 'Oh No, who are you going to talk to now?'
Rex to Bex when she was stealing his cookies - 'You don't really need 'em to be honest babe'
Alex to Steph - 'Your simple'

[Gemmer-x]

Rex to Rachel: 'I'd swap you for scrabble'

[Princess]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Rex to Rachel: 'I'd swap you for scrabble'

Just about to post that!

[Indierock&roll]

all of rex's insults to everyone are hilarious

[sk8tersmum]

Originally posted by Indierock&roll
all of rex's insults to everyone are hilarious

Second that he has been the king of one liners for me

[sXcLiLMiNx]

derek abour orlaith

she puts on makeup to go take a crap

[sXcLiLMiNx]

orlaith about derek

when i get out of here im trashing that wee bastard for everything hes worth because hes an evil slicket man and i hate him

god the way she said it,i was in stitches

[sXcLiLMiNx]

kemal about saskia

when 1 leg was on the wall and one leg was wrapped around his neck and he was licking her fanny

[MR.K!]

Everyone - ''Greedy Mo !'' lol

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Originally posted by sXcLiLMiNx
kemal about saskia

when 1 leg was on the wall and one leg was wrapped around his neck and he was licking her fanny

Kemal's lines were hilarious.

When Saskia and Maxwell were in bed, and Kemal said something like "You have an live audience here watching your sex show" and then said something and called Saskia a slag or something, and then Maxwell went to Kemals bed and slapped him.

[sXcLiLMiNx]

i know his lines were ridiculously funny,

another about saskia

derek-i always thought saskia was rather unnattractive but now orlaith is in she looks even more.

kemal-i know she just looks like a big blob of flab with hair and makeup

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Originally posted by sXcLiLMiNx
i know his lines were ridiculously funny,

another about saskia

derek-i always thought saskia was rather unnattractive but now orlaith is in she looks even more.

kemal-i know she just looks like a big blob of flab with hair and makeup

Kemal was the King of one liners.

Oo one from BB7:

(Lea crying) "They all just think Im a blonde with big boobs!"
Moment of silence
Pete: "Yeah, but you are a blonde with big boobs!"

And another BB6:

(Orlaith screaming at Science)- "Shut up and leave me alone!!"
Science takes a step back: "Ummmm..... no!!!"

Im going to change the thread name to Fave insults/Best Quotes. Because there are soo many good quotes we could put down too.

[sXcLiLMiNx]

i know i remember that lea one

do you remember on the night before lea was evicted the pre eviction highlights were they were all around a table and lea was saying what was great about each housemate e.g

crying and when she came to suzie

suzie your just wikid with your tea

check it out if you havent was hilarious

[decdec456]

Derek

Ive met in science the first black man who makes me want to become a member of the BNP . . . tomorrow!


or Nikki

Eat Porridge Oats there good for you . . why don't you eat some then you fat Ox!

[Eamonn-BB]

Grace to Aiseleyne " Get over it you moose"

Nikki about 40 something suzie "She has lived her life" forget what came next.

Charley to Chanelle " ****ing posh spice, you ****ing wish!"

Charley to Chanelle " You need to take a look in the mirror and dye your ****ing roots"

Michelle in the bedsit watching the tele about dan and vanessa and forget who else " the ****ing fat ****-ahs"

Its not really an insult in the wedding task BB5 michelle went into to rehearse the song and BB told her she couldn't and she looked at the camera for a while and stuck her finger up and just walked out lol.

Maxwell about kemal " When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you hear in the morning is some fella saying 'where are my stilettos you know ur in a nut house'"

Rex to bex " why don't you get ur tits out bex?" bex reply " why dont you talk some more about you're restaurants cuz we all really wanna hear about it"

Marco not an insult " Big Bruva michelle and nadia said my tv looks like a lady garden"

Marco after tasting a kiwi for the first time " omg it takes all tropical and ****"

[ruination]

rex to mo, when mo poured milk over his own cop outfit ... "Mo those were the best clothes you had!'

[Rachelll]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Rex to Rachel: 'I'd swap you for scrabble'

That wasn't funny though, it was Rex being a fool! He can be really nasty sometimes!