[mikopale]

If all the characters of Little Britain went into the Big Brother house for their own series, who would each of the characters nominate for eviction and why?

[Matt]

You're kidding, right?

[mikopale]

No, not kidding.

[Marc]

Originally posted by Matt


You're kidding, right?

Ditto LMAO... that takes some time!

[Jase]

... Hahaha, its a saturday night and he as clearly been on the drink.

[mikopale]

I don't mean do the whole lot. Just do one or two characters.

[Marc]

Andy - Lou cos he'd want to be alone more lol, and maybe himself lol
Vicky Pollard - everyone haha

[mikopale]

I thought of it cos I watched both Big Brother and Little Britain tonight so just came into my head to put the two shows together.

[mikopale]

Daffyd - "I'm nominating Sebastian cause i'm the only gay in this house."

Sebastian - "I'm nominating Gregory cause he's all over the prime minister and he's a bitch"

Desiree - "I'm nominating that bitch Bubbles cause she made personal remarks about my airwhole."

Bubbles "I'm nominating that hippo Desiree cause she ruined my marriaaaage with Rooooman."

Everyone from 'Fight Fighters would nominate Marjorie Dawes for obvious reasons.

Marjorie: "I'm going to have to nominate Meera cause she doesn't speak English. I'm also going to nominate Fat Pat because she is an enormous fat pig."

[Revol]

Andy would win through the sympathy vote.

[BigOz]

Carole Beer being HoH xD

Big Brother - "This is Big Brother, could Head of House ensure all housemates are awake at all times.
Carole - "....Computers says nooo... <cough> xD

[mikopale]

Andy wouldn't win cos people would see that he's not really disabled and they would probably evict him cos of it.

[hannah.]

Originally posted by mikopale
Andy wouldn't win cos people would see that he's not really disabled and they would probably evict him cos of it.

GAMEPLAN!

[mikopale]

I don't think his gameplan would work.

[mikopale]

Big Brother: "Andy. Please could you give the name of your nomination and explain you reasons for this nomination."

Andy: "I'm nominating that one."

Big Brother: "You're nominating that one?"

Andy: "Yeah."

Big Brother: "You want to nominate Lou?"

Andy: "Yeah."

Big Brother: "But I thought you liked Lou. You always say in the diary room that he's very caring and helpful to you, and that he's your best friend in the house."

Andy: "Yeah I know."

Big Brother: "So who are you really going to nominate."

Andy: "Lou"

Big Brother: "Are you sure you want to nominate Lou?"

Andy: "Yeah."

Big Brother: "O.K. then. Why?"

Andy: "Cause he made my toast too buttery and he said that I can't watch Monster Trucks in the Big Brother House."

Big Brother: "Could you please confirm the name of the housemate that you have chosen to nominate."

Andy: "Lou."

Big Brother: "Thankyou Andy. You may now leave the diary room."


The next day, Big Brother announces that Lou Todd and Marjorie Dawes are up for eviction this week.

Andy comes to the diary room.

Andy: "I want to nominate Vicky Pollard instead."