[Hooly One]

Silence in class!
In honour of this week’s “school” theme in the BB house, we’ve given each housemate a half-term report. So who’s flunking, who could do better, and who’s top of the class? Find out here.

Becki
Half-term place in class: Bottom of class
It's always difficult for new pupils to fit into an established group, and Becki has naturally experienced some alienation by her classmates. However, she's a frequent and vocal contributor to discussions – particularly those she has with herself.
Effort: A+
Achievement: F
Punishments: Nominated for eviction
Special awards: Diligence in Spouting Self-Help Psycho-babble, The Judas Iscariot Award for Betrayal

Ahmed
Place in class: 8th
Considers himself a loner, however, in the main, the other classmates enjoy his eccentric behaviour. Ahmed has come out of his shell and is beginning to participate more in class. Is no diplomat, but is honest. If he stays in school and maintains his integrity in the second half-term, we fully expect Ahmed to improve his final grade.
Effort: C
Achievement: C
Punishments: Reprimanded for discussing nominations, nominated for eviction
Special awards: Achievement in Avoidance of Food Preparation

Jason
Place in class: 7th
Has leadership skills, but is not willing to help others. Has a tendency to sulk or become aggressive if things do not go his way. Jason’s mood often affects the class group dynamic negatively. Needs to make more of an effort to get along with his classmates and develop a greater respect for school rules. Jason can do better – but he has to want to.
Effort: D
Achievement: B-
Punishments: Two formal warnings, one nomination ban
Special awards: Distinction in Phys. Ed., Distinction in Tanning

Victor
Place in class: 6th
Attempts to be a bad boy to hide his lack of self-confidence. Victor’s temper can get the better of him. He is easily-led, particularly by Jason, the leader of his peer group. If Victor concentrates more on getting along with his classmates and less on his class placement, he will achieve a higher final grade.
Effort: A+
Achievement: B
Punishments: Two formal warnings and one nomination ban.
Special awards: Distinction in Head-Adornment, Diligence in Strategising and Scheming

Michelle
Place in class: 5th
Has been reprimanded for engaging in passionate embraces with Stuart, yet continues to flaunt school rules on this matter. Otherwise, an outstanding pupil. Michelle is cooperative in class, demonstrates good work habits and is well-liked by her fellow pupils – despite thinking she is unpopular.
Effort: A
Achievement: B
Punishments: ‘I must not snog boys’ 100 lines
Special awards: Diligence in singing


Nadia
Place in class: 4th
Nadia has coped well as members of her peer group have left school. She can be loud and disruptive in class, and is easily provoked. However, Nadia is an increasingly popular member of class and should easily improve her final placement – provided she rations her nicotine wisely.
Effort: A
Achievement: B
Punishments: Formal warning for fighting
Special awards: Distinction in Laughter, Diligence in Smoking, The Lip-Gloss Bitch Award for Mud-Wrestling

Shell
Place in class: 3rd
Shell has been a model student for most of the half-term, save one recent incident where she tried – and failed – to become a rebel and climb on the roof. Always happy to take part in group events, Shell is a popular member of class and contributes well in discussions and events.
Effort: A
Achievement: A-
Punishments: None
Special awards: Diligence in Diplomacy, Achievement in Nude Lawn Mowing, Distinction in Home Economics

Dan
Place in class: 2nd
Has advanced social skills and will often mediate in group disputes. This makes him a popular pupil. Contributes well in class discussions. Has successfully built friendships with most of his classmates, but can be judgemental and moody. Excells at moth-dodging.
Effort: B
Achievement: A
Punishments: Previously nominated for eviction
Special awards: Diligence in Buttock-Moisturising, Achievement in Always Wearing His Robe

Stuart
Place in class: Top of class!
We have seen little sign of Stuart’s self-proclaimed genius. In fact, he is positively verbally-challenged, but this appears to have had little impact on his general popularity with his classmates. Stuart disappointed the school and himself when he was punished for kissing Michelle, who can easily influence his behaviour.
Effort: B-
Achievement: A+
Punishments: Formal warning for not giving full nomination reasons, Dunce’s Hat for snogging Michelle
Special awards: The Bill and Ted Excellent Award for Dudeness, Diligence in Costume-Wearing

Wanadoo

[Lance]

[BigSister]

lol these are funny but they must have been written before Shell, Dan and Stu got their warnings yesterday

[golden~rose]

[Hooly One]

[She Devil]

Very funny