[Amy]

The Big Brother 4 Scot gives his verdict on the contestants, 49 days after they entered the house

SHELL YAWN


the splinters on her backside from her chronic fence-sitting must be causing her some pain. With the occasional breaks she has from agreeing with everyone, she has a cry or strips off. Only a women could be so hypocritical. 'Oh, Ahmed, you're a pervert. Do you mind if I take my clothes off in front of you again?'

NADIA

THESE melodramatic and feisty Latina antics are not new to me. Being part southern Italian I have met a few Neapolitan Trannies who are almost identical in mentality. Jessie Wallace's slightly less butch sister may not be unique but she does have this heart-warming quality that makes her a favourite.

MICHELLE

AT times, words fail me when I observe someone as revolting as this bow-legged being. This isn't one of those times.

Watching her declaration of love for Stu-pid and plea for him not to be voted out while wearing her best cleavage-enhancing club gear was one of the most unpleasant moments of my life.

DANIEL

AFTER him chatting smugly about his electro pop band and that ludicrous rhetoric regarding him not wanting to win, I had started to reform my opinions of him. Then he came out with that cringe-worthy speech about Ahmed not being ill. 'I know women with cancer who run for little babies' memories'. Enough! No more!

AHMED AHMANIA

has left the building and I'm suffering withdrawal symptoms. He looked like 'Comical Ali' in khakis and beret and provided us with the same kind of baffling and incomparable comic genius. For me, the finest argument for allowing asylum seekers into Britain since that BBC documentary about the BNP on Thursday.

STUART

DESPITE the fact that I found it hilarious to see this public schoolboy bawl his eyes out like the little 'special boy' who used to be at my nursery, he's still an affront to the nation's education system. If we lived in a parallel universe where the British public could be relied on to vote out the correct housemates he would have been evicted.

JASON

This week ginger has been reminded of his time in the armed forces with the Army style task. His attempts to articulate an intelligent argument with an irate nicotine craving transsexual provided the conclusive proof to me that over exposure to UV light and over indulgence in hair dye products can cause brain damage.

VICTOR

JUST when I had given up all hope for the Straight outa Chumpton Tu Prat, So Not Solid, bust a cap in yo'ass, big book of B movie quotes, man breasted, wannabee, I tuned into E4 and found him talking in great detail and depth about Italian football and his love for it. I always liked Victor.

Daily Record

[kaphc]

LOL at Federico's comments - he actually makes a very good commentator on the housemates!

Shame that people like him and Jon Tickle aren't on BBLB this year giving their opinions.

[Julia L]

He doesn't seem to like ANY of the housemates except Ahmed (why, exactly?) and Nadia. I didn't like him much on BB4 when I watched it, I still don't like him now.