[SairBabi92]

Whats your favourite quote/moment of BB9?

One of my fav quotes comes from Mikey:
Ooooh, that food smells nice Rex....Or is that the antibacterial wipe?
that had me in stiches!
And of course Rex's classic oneliners!

One of my fav moments was Mohammed eating the chillis!
and Stuart and Rex interrogating Sara

[Benjamin]

Sara/Rex

Rex: It's a kinky blindfold


Sara: it's not, it's a sleeping mask!!!


OR:



Rex: You just said Stuart

Sara: No I didn't. Did i? Nooo. Did I. Oh my god, really?

[Sam1994]

I think the Darnell/Mo/Mikey interview was funnier than the Sara/Rex/Stu one. They were both really funny though.

Mo eating the chillis is also near the top of my list.

[Novo]

mario to kat

" grow up woman "



dale to rex and mohamed

" last thing i want to be doing is competing over a girl "

[jonsep]

has to be mario.
cant you see hes diabled open your eyes.pmsl

[Sam1994]

Originally posted by jonsep
has to be mario.
cant you see hes diabled open your eyes.pmsl

Yes! That is the funniest thing ever said on Big Brother UK.

[Rory]

My favourite was Kat/Rachel in the Diary Room that aired on Diary Room Uncut and it was when all of Rachel's words sounded naughty like "Put chocolate on the balls" and etc.

[Indierock&roll]

lmao i loved that
"mikeys got a disability... open your eyes!!"

also another mario one:
"i mean come on.. smell the coffee... EUGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
hilarious

and obviously a luke one..

"im not a go between for becky!"

loads more but cant be bothered

[gavinh2008]

Rachel running past Darnell when he was naked:

"Oh my gosh your naked"

lol dont know why but it made me laugh, especially how she was just normally running past and came out with it

[SiaSiaSia]

"they asked me what disney character i'd like to be"
"babe"

[Tom8592]

This is my funniest moment


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRdVFiGntw8

Also this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCfLk_lEmmo

and these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZunRYKu9mU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaiP9wY8rfk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsoVW8h7cs


Also the Elton John , Kiki Dee thing was funny

[Princess]

Rex(to Kat):You're bullying my ears
Rex(to Rachel):I'd swap you for scrabble
Rex to Luke and Bex: Could the geek and the freak keep it down please

After snogging
Luke:My political career is over
Bex:My social life is over


Will think of more later

Moments

Luke and Bex in general
The night before Bex left especially this from 8.40 on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzrCAg1CPQc

[sampmiller]

Originally posted by Sam1994

Yes! That is the funniest thing ever said on Big Brother UK.

rofl oooh i loved marios one-liners that made no sense! another one of his that made me laugh was "blowin an instrument as if blowin a rasberry" hahaha it just makes no sense!! and of course the custard cream thing...

lisas rabbit story had me in stitches "i was convinced i had myximatosis and i thought i had caught it off my rabbit but the doctor said it was impossible to get it, but i was convinved i had it"

mario: what did you have?

lisa:.....just a cold.

umm whenever mikey was hit over the head with something unexpectedly and he'd burst out "****'en 'ell there's no need!"

hahahaa just remember mario proposing to lisa and they were saying goodbye to each other when the shutter was going down and lisa was like "love you babe, love you" and mario was just like "yeah.....yeah........yeah" - how romantic!

[Stevos]

Mickey has given so many funny and truthful quotes it would be so hard to choose.

I think I'd have to go for Nicole comment about newspapers when Mickey said that something was all over the sun. Nicole said "I read the Sunday Times, but you wont get that in Scotland'

[30stone]

Dale "Ar Just ****ing talk to yourself mo"

aha that was quality.

Stuart to Darnell

"you get away with slaggin people off because you do it on the sly"