[Hooly One]

Michelle and Stuart have formed a strong bond while in the House - but are they really compatible?

We took a look at their profiles...

Historical Characters

Stuart believes that the character in history he most resembles is Robin Hood because, "I agree with his ideals." Michelle, however, thinks she is most like Barbie because "she is a curvaceous babe with attitude".

The only mention Michelle makes of "ideals" is of Barbie's magnificent fashion sense and her abundance of shoes. Too much Sex And The City, not enough Sherwood Forest. 3/10

Party Tricks

On the subject of party tricks, Stuart admits he has been known to streak. Michelle's is that she is double-jointed.

Both would have come in handy for their recent under the table antics. Stu's been naked in the Diary Room and Michelle's displayed her wares a-plenty. 9/10

Essential Items

When asked what they couldn't live without, both chose appearance-related objects. A hairdryer was Stuart's essential item while Michelle chose lip gloss as her must-have accessory.

Both take pride in their appearance. 9/10

Leaving The House

Both had very different ideas on who they want to see when they leave the House.

Sentimental Stuart chose friends and family. Michelle, however, wanted to meet idols Justin Timberlake or Ant & Dec.

Family are close to Stuart's heart but a few fit fellas are more on Michelle's mind... 1/10

Hot stuff


Ideal Valentine Date

Their ideas of the perfect Valentine's dinner are poles apart. Stuart longs for a romantic restaurant with a feast of oysters, pasta with asparagus and ham, warm rich chocolate cake and a bottle of wine.

Michelle's choice was a Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat special with nachos starter and ice cream dessert. But she did choose Barcelona as the ideal location for her dream dinner.

Hmmm... not sure Pizza Hut do oysters.... but they might run to a slice of chocolate cake. 2/10 for the food, but the Barcelona venue brings it up to 4/10.

Compatibility Rating: 52%

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[Hells Angel]

well at least its good tv

[Hooly One]

It isn't..

When they where doing it, i found it Embarrassing to watch.

She should be locked up for messing with a chicken

[p2pnut]

I agree about the embarrassment factor - it felt a tad voyeuristic to be watching them (I nearly turned over ..... lol).

Mind you, I'm still not entirely convinced that they have done anything (together). Either Stu is remarkably restrained, or those extremely sensitive little mikes only managed to pick up Michelle's heavy breathing.

It could be that she was tending her 'lady's garden' on her own.

[Hooly One]

Lmao! Or maybe he planted his big oak

[p2pnut]

Either way I can't see it lasting in the real world ..... so he may as well 'fill his boots' while he can.

[Hooly One]

Same here, i think it won't last to. He might has well make the most of Michelle, she's giving it to him and no one can blame him for doing so.

[p2pnut]

true enough - if it wasn't him it would be the Brigade of Guards (not that I'm suggesting that she's easy or anything)

[Hooly One]

Lol! I'v wondered why BB didn't put chickens in the house this year?


Maybe they knew michelle was coming and that she would be a danger to the hen and the rest of the chicks?

No, that's just surreal

[p2pnut]

LMAO, after 7 weeks of this lot of HM's - surreal almost seems normal

[Hooly One]

I agree, it's been Crazy this year. I wonder what BB will be like next year? i hope they get even more evil and twisted.

[Sticks]

May be there won't be a BB after the broadcasting complaints authority deliver its verdict on fight night

[Hooly One]

True sticks, but i hope your wrong.

[bananarama]

Embarrassed to watch!!! Oh come on folk come on.......What was shown!!! A table cloth and a pair of feet one night. Second night a white sheet and a few whimpers from beneath.

That's Embarrassing......Come on please.......No one could have led such a sheltered life to be embarrassed by that. No one, it's just not possible...It just can't be true.

Sticks: I don't think Ofcom would uphold any complaints about fight night. Nothing really bad was actually broadcast.
As to if there wil be a BB6 well that's another matter.

They have pulled out all the stops this year to get a bunch of reactionary people so where do they go from here to upstage themselves to make BB6 as or more interesting to watch.

[bananarama]

Complaints made to Ofcom concerning BB5 up to the 6/6/04
Have been declared Not in breach or out of Remit


http://www.ofcom.org.uk/bulletins/pr...cb_13/?a=87101

Some fool has even complained about BB Sweden picked up on canal as if the uk can be held responsible for another countries TV broadcasts.....

[golden~rose]

they wont last....they make me sick!!!!

[Hooly One]

Your not the only one Isha

[golden~rose]

i know, i wish someone in the house felt that way.

[Hooly One]

Well dan said to michelle today " Make the most of your little fling with Mr Stu" she looked annoyed, but Dan mean't it has a joke.

[golden~rose]

[Hooly One]

She has no sense of humour if anyone makes a joke about Stu to her, she turns red and gets annoyed.

[golden~rose]

i know, i was the worst was when stu was baking bread with shell and she got uptight!!! and again when stu refused to be the groom, she just had to get her way by dragging into the room and under the table!!

i was really hoping victor would nominate one of them but he didnt. he does on about 'boring people' and then nominates nadia and dan!!

[Hooly One]

I agree, i also think Stu's on something? I thought he was clever and he's just made a fool out of himself.

[golden~rose]

he could be, if he is then its working for him!! i agree, he is a fool, i thought it was sick because all i could hear was michelle's breathing (EWWWWW)
and you know i cant stand watching her!!!
he's ruined his reputation

[Hooly One]

Yes, he's flushed his reputation down the toilet.

People will always remember him has the silly fool who was having a fling with Michelle.