[Amy]

BUNNY-boiler Michelle admits she is jealous of Stuart’s family — and wants him all for herself.

The wannabe Page 3 girl, who lured Stu into the first BB bonk, doesn’t want him to go home when the show is over.

She told him to come home with her instead.

Stu got excited talking about seeing his family saying: “I can’t wait to get all my family and just wrap them up.”

Smitten Michelle replied: “I’m gonna be so jealous, because you’re gonna go home with them.

“I want you to come home with me. Oh come on, just say you will.”

When he failed to agree, she added: “You better come and see me loads.”

Full article The Sun

[BusyBee]

She really is losing the plot. Perhaps she realises that when they get outside she wont be able to control him like she has in the house and friends and family may encourage him to dump her. Can see her being a stalker and turning up at his house all the time. The girl gets worse

[Romantic Old Bird]

I have noticed that Stuart has a pretty blank expression on his face when she is slorming all over him. Rabbit in headlights springs to mind.

I do hope his family are able to affect a commando style rescue for him on his exit, or she'll be there like a limpet. I suspect Michelle might go this week, she is pretty unpopular. Imagine Davina brings her out to meet Stu at his exit, like she did Paul for Helen!

I think that 'Rabbit in headlights look' will reappear or, he will transmogrify into Superstu, vault over the stairs and run, run like the wind into the hinterland of Borehamwood. Davina will pull her silly smiley face and shrug her shoulders, Michelle will wail like a banshee as she lopes off in hot pursuit ensuring first quickly that her decolletage is perky, her her is stretched back to the max, ands that her 'Romulan in Newcastle' look is intact.

Plaintive cries will be heard throughout the night by the inhabitants of North London, but neither Michelle or Stu will be found for another 6 weeks.

After a nationwide hunt, Stuart will finally be found cowering on a perch in a pigeon loft on Michelle's Dad's allotment. His first words on regaining his freedom will be "Coooooooo".

Michelle will be discovered at the same time, sitting on a large nest constructed from heart shaped pillows and pigeon feathers, singing.

The outcome for the erstwhile couple will be uncertain, but the pigeons may recover after intensive counselling...............

[Amy]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
The outcome for the erstwhile couple will be uncertain, but the pigeons may recover after intensive counselling...............

Poor pigeons

[shellspeare]

michelle will be watching "chicken run" very soon

[Amy]

She may well be, I hear that betting is very close between Jason and Michelle!

[Mike]

Thats good then, i think theres alot of people who are totally fed up with Michelle.

[BigSister]

Chicken, Chicken run!!!!!!

[golden~rose]

i dont like her, its just not right to treat someone like that!!

[Julia L]

I feel sorry for Stu - Michelle's smothering the poor guy! I think he's actually more suited to Shell - if she didn't have a boyfriend I think he'd get together with her.

[Mike]

Hopefully Michelle is going on Friday then Stu might be able to enjoy himself even if it is only for a short amount of time.

[She Devil]

Michelle needs therapy. She will never keep a boyfriend if she acts like that with them.

[Sticks]

The Sun has this tendency to blow things up more than they actually are. The Sun also makes thing up - Remember the "Don't Treat me like a Tart Paul" headline ?

Michelle tends to say things that seem suspect, but are in jest for humorous effect. From her tone of voice some of these utterances are clearly not serious and people do this every day.

Bubble did it with Brian
BB2 Stuart went on a mock tirade when he was nominated (audio file attached - Warning contains swearing and I have asked a moderators permission to post it)

None of this was taken seriously, it was all a joke, in jest, for humouros effect

It seems Michelle can not say anything in obvious jest, as a wind up, with out people believing she is for real.

Michelle can not breath without being demonised.

Stuart (BB5) is quite comfortable with her, but people seemed to have made up their minds

Are we now to stand in front of her picture and yell "HATE HATE HATE HATE" shaking our fist at her image?

[AndyJK]

I don't think anyone should pay any attention to these silly tabloid newspapers. They're only feeding their readers these these stories to influence the voting.

[JC]

While I haven't seen the bit in question, I've seen Michelle say similar things with no hint of humour in her tone. Regardless, if I was Stu, I'd still respond with "what the hell is wrong with you? Jealous of my family?!"

If she only meant it as a joke, she'd laugh, I'm guessing she wouldn't though.

[James]

The Sun is just waiting for the day they pay thousands of pounds into her bank account. They've already declared their support, haven't they? They see her as a typical Sun girl.

[golden~rose]

she is revolting, heads will turn (...the opposite way!!!) when they see the sun. she need to lose weight because she looks like a pork pie!!!

[Sunny_01]

Hmm I think I might have said once or twice before that I really cant stand Michelle ( have I??? ) and I would love to see her go this week BUT I htink it would be better for Stu if he went first so that he can run like the wind - let him have time to search for a hole in the ground to hide in so that she can not find him when she gets out. I am banking on his mates being honest enough to let him know what a numpty heed he has made of himself by letting her make him into her own wee lap doggie.

[golden~rose]

agree. i would much rather prefer if he goes. cant understand why he is the bookies fave!!!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Please dear God let Michelle leave on Friday. I really want Jason to go, but watching him suffer is quite entertaining.

Michelle is letting the 'other side of the sky' down....................

Is she the liberated woman we burnt our bras for? Is she the enfranchised woman that Emily Wilding Davison threw herself under King George V's horse at the Derby for in 1912? I think not!

[Amy]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird
Please dear God let Michelle leave on Friday.

I hope you get your wish ROB I want her to go too.

[bananarama]

Michelle must stay because I find Stuart's suffering to be entertaining.... Jason's time is up. His muscles are wasting away it would be equvalent to a crime to let him suffer this way..There has to be humanity. Let him go and tend his buttocks in the privacy of the tabloids.......

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by bananarama
Let him go and tend his buttocks in the privacy of the tabloids.......

Please, spare me, my dinner isn't completely digested yet........

Yuck, the very thought.

[golden~rose]

[Amy]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird

Please, spare me, my dinner isn't completely digested yet........

Yuck, the very thought.

Oh ROB you love him really look this is for you I know you've been begging to see it again so here you go