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Old 20-09-2008, 11:34 PM #1
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Found a website and thought i'd post the most funny ones...

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

LOL, there's loads more, i'll post em later.
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"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."

That would be quite handy if he wanted to watch 60 Minute Makeover but only had 20 minutes to do it in ...
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Fact #1- Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by Jack Bauer.
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Chuck Norris is a loser
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Who's Chuck Norris?
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I love those facts, it's purely hilarious. My friends and I can laugh about it for a whole night.
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Who's Chuck Norris?
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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick.
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