[Amy]

BULGING bunny boiler Michelle yesterday pigged out on chocolate truffles, then vowed to get 'slim and gorgeous' for boyfriend Stu. The love-crazed Geordie has piled on more than a stone in the Big Brother House on Channel 4.

And yesterday, it was truffle time as soon as she wokeup.

'That looks a nice one,' she drooled as she grabbed a choccy.

But later, as she and Stu enjoyed yet another romantic walk in the garden, she promised to fight the flab if, as expected, she is evicted tonight.

Michelle told her man: 'I'm just gonna hit the gym and get slim and gorgeous for you.

'You're gonna come down and you'll be like, 'Wow.' That's what you're gonna say, you know.'

Loyal Stuart replied: 'I say that when I see you already.'

He added: 'If it's me who goes, I will be there when you cruise out.'

A thrilled Michelle replied: 'Will you definitely? Oh, darling.'

Stuart said it smelled fresh in the garden.

But Michelle replied romantically: 'Not over here it doesn't,'cos I just trumped. I can trump in front of my boyfriend if I want to.'

Dieticians have slammed veggie Michelle for her constant bingeing on toast, toast, pasta, then more toast.

She has put on 16lb in the house - a stone more than anyone else.

Health experts believe Michelle's bad diet could be partly to blame for her obsessive behaviour over Stu.

And her bunny-boiling ways have made her red-hot favourite to get the boot tonight.

Ladbrokes have slashed her odds from 4-7 to 1-6, while sulky Scot Jason's chances of survival are growing all the time.

Warren Lush, of Ladbrokes, said: 'The money keeps coming for Michelle. Everyone thinks she's certain to walk.

'She has sealed her own fate. Less obsessing over Stu could have saved her.

'Jason is very lucky, as he should begone.'

Article from Daily Record

[She Devil]

The slim she could probably manage but the gorgeous will take a bit of plastic surgery.

[Dan_]

[Deus Ex Machina]

Not that we should be mean about someone's appearence, eh?