[Z]

Hi there, I don't often post topics in Chat and Games, but this is an idea I've had for a while that I've had in progress for about a week now.

The idea is that I've predetermined a winner of a fantasy Big Brother, with my own predetermined rules and so on. However, I'll be writing up chunks of the story at a time, normally "week by week" so that you, the readers, can get into it and hopefully be clamoring for more .

I'll make the story interactive, so that you can be the crowd on eviction nights, and I suppose if it's popular enough, u2u me with who you'd like to see evicted, questions that you'd like a housemate to be asked upon their eviction etc.

I'll just dive straight into it and introduce the housemates, I guess!

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Joey Larone, 27, builder, Reading; Joey is a keen sports enthusiast, he's currently single, having been married once before. He describes himself as a "gym nut" but doesn't like to see people get picked on, and always tries to do what's right. He's a Christian, though he admits his morals are loose. If he had a million pounds, he'd buy a mansion with a built in gym.

Ann Wilson, 36, massage therapist, Exeter: Ann is a self confessed chocoholic, too loud and opinionated for her own good, but her saving grace is that she gives a good massage. She's single, describes herself as a "fag hag" and says that if she could change any part of her body, it would be her stomach. Ann hates arrogant jocks, and finds most young people "immature and annoying."

Sadie Andersen, 23, model, originally from Leipzig, Germany: Sadie is an accomplished model from Germany who moved over to the UK three years ago with her then-boyfriend. If Sadie was an animal, she'd be a cat, because they're pretty, intelligent but get to laze around all day. Sadie has a degree in Sports Science, and considers fitness to be of the utmost importance. She hates cheats and gets on better with men than women.

Sebastien Potter, 30, IT consultant, Birmingham: Seb hates when people ask him if he's related to Harry Potter, he loves ice cream and can't go a day without it. In his spare time, he performs his comedy act at local gigs, and has entertained crowds of over 500 people before. He's been single for six years, and hopes to find either a girlfriend or a best friend in the house.

Linsey Blair, 20, student, Brechin: Linsey is a 20 year old student from Scotland who loves nothing more than a good party. Her greatest fear is of the unknown, but hopes to overcome this fear by being in the Big Brother house. She has a boyfriend, and says that she would happily appear on the cover of Nuts or Zoo magazine, if she was paid enough. She says she's going to hate not going to the hairdresser, because her roots will start to show, she's a natural redhead but dyes her hair blonde because she used to get teased for it.

Will Raeburn, 25, mechanic, Manchester: Will has two Rottweilers, called Fluff and Sparkles, because he thought it'd be a laugh. Will's into weightlifting, and claims he's never lost an arm-wrestling match before. He doesn't trust women who flirt, and says that he uses people so that they can't use him. He's allergic to peanuts and thinks girls with peroxide blonde hair look dumb.

Vicky Busey, 38, receptionist, London: Vicky can't stand hypocrites, Tom Jones and pineapple juice. She can't do crosswords, but she can do Sudoku puzzles in under ten minutes. If Vicky could have any superpower, she would like to be able to fly, because she hates planes. Vicky doesn't believe in global warming, and does her best to get along with everybody.

Russell Carter, 19, unemployed, Luton: Russell's worst habit is biting his nails when he's nervous and smoking when he's drunk. He left school when he was 16 because he hated it, and his last job was working as a fruit and veg seller in a market. When he was younger, he wanted to be an astronaut. He admits that he uses his good looks to get what he wants, but he's not arrogant about it. He hates guys who abuse girls, and his favourite food is Chinese.

Bob Wheeler, 40, criminal defence lawyer, London: Bob is on Big Brother because he wants to experience something that money can't buy. He's watched Big Brother a few times before and dislikes that it's mostly young, fame hungry people who enter. Bob claims he has no bad habits, and he admits he's a chauvinist, but "only towards young girls who ought to know their place." Bob is used to people booing him, due to the line of his work, and likes to be controversial.

Hallé Buebele, 19, songwriter, Manchester: Hallé's parents are from South Africa, so she's bilingual in English and Afrikaans, and a lot of her songwriting is a mixture between the two. She hopes to one day write songs for major artists. She's always been quiet, she's a devout Christian and is still a virgin. Hallé would try to end poverty if she was the richest person in the world, because it affects her grandparents in Nigeria.

Roddy Sangster, 37, philosopher, Llanelli: Roddy's a keen debater and has won competitions for his debating before. He has a "ferocious temper" and believes that regrets are for the weak. If he had to compare himself to any superhero, it would be Batman, because he often reflects on his actions before making his next move. He enjoys dinner parties, hillwalking, squash and has a pet turtle.

Susanne Yu, 34, dance teacher, London: Susanne is a critically acclaimed former ballet dancer, who retired at the age of 23 due to the stress of touring all the time. She took a few years out before setting up her dance school, and branching out into other types of dance. She later married a Chinese businessman who fell in love with her dancing, she's now been married for 6 years. Susanne considers herself as a mother figure, and admits she can be a little bit condescending at times.

Steve Hattersley, 30, accountant, Glasgow: Steve wanted to be a police officer when he grew up, and he always wished he had a pet dog like Snoopy. He can play four instruments, and in his spare time he plays football for his local Sunday league team. He dislikes loud women, and would like to win Big Brother because he wants a bit of excitement in his life, and he thinks being famous would do that.

Rochelle Phillips, 19, student, Carlisle: Rochelle is studying economics at university but doesn't enjoy it as much as she thought she would. She got straight As all the way through school, and considers herself to be a perfectionist. She can't swim and is frightened easily, and believes in ghosts. She wishes she had bigger boobs, and says if she had £1 million, the first thing she'd do would be to get a boob job.

Pete Hennel, 22, apprentice engineer, Runcorn: Pete is in a band in his spare time, and proudly says that he is hardcore straight edge, he doesn't even take caffeine. He says he hates politics and he wishes he was around when anarchy in the UK was at its height. His favourite vegetable is broccoli, and if he could travel to the future, the first thing he'd ask would be if they still made physical records, or if everything was digital.

Saskia Phelps, 25, online store owner, Dagenham: Saskia works from home, due to the nature of her business, so she's used to finding ways to keep herself entertained for hours on end. She loves household chores, and likes to have a routine for everything she does. She's fanatical about keeping healthy, but claims she's not had time for a boyfriend since she was a teenager. Saskia hopes to be a source of entertainment in the house, with her quick wit and her frivolous nature.

Tom Forrest, 25, chauffeur, Dundee: Tom enjoys his job as a chauffeur because he likes wearing suits, it's a relaxing job and he gets to know his clients on a personal level - and the bonuses are great. Tom's dream job is the one he has, he says it fits him perfectly. He's single, and claims looks aren't important to him. Tom's major flaw is that he can't accept things as they are, he always needs to know the full truth behind everything.

Ruben Scott, 27, unemployed, London: Ruben is a 27 year old unemployed, single gay man from South East London. Ruben's favourite film is The Notebook, and he hates country music. He's a compulsive liar, but doesn't see it as a bad thing, because his lies don't hurt anybody. He hates homophobes, and he wants to win Big Brother because he wants to prove to himself he's not useless.


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Davina: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. Housemates, this year, Big Brother has decided to shake things up in the house. Instead of nominating two people every week, you will be voting to save your fellow housemates, and ranking them in order of your preference. The first set of nominations will take place in two days time, so housemates have two days to get to know everybody and make friends.



Housemates look concerned but begin to introduce themselves to each other; notably the housemates split into two groups -
Ann, Ruben, Vicky, Susanne, Bob, Roddy, Saskia, Steve and Seb

&

Hallé, Rochelle, Linsey, Sadie, Will, Tom, Joey, Russell, Pete


Saskia is the only housemate who appears to be mingling between the two groups; for the most part, housemates are split between their ages - those who are over 30 are conversing, and those under 30 are conversing.



To be continued.

[Ross]

Oh, good idea do it!

[SiaSiaSia]

SEBASTIAN POTTER TO WIN <3

[Jen]

I love this...

[SiaSiaSia]

Susanne looks interesting too

[Sam!]

Rochelle, Sadie or Saskia to win

[Damaris]

very good idea love it

Linsey Blair to win!

[Jen]

Tom Forrest FTW

[Jen]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
SEBASTIAN POTTER TO WIN <3

I would be his girlfriend... LOL

[LemonJam]

Sounds interesting. I'll definatley watch

[Ross]

Bob 'Coke Dealer' Wheeler to win!

[Damaris]

Rochelle Phillips or Linsey Blair

[xDramatick]

Ruben, Susanne, Will or Sebastien to win :P

Love the idea!<33 I'll defo keep checking.

[Z]

Week 1 Task

Housemates are split into two teams, those who are "dogs" and those who are "trainers" - housemates must perform in Big Brother's version of Crufts. 9 housemates are given dog outfits to put on, and must train and perform in these outfits. Trainers are given a ringmaster-esque attire, including top hats, and must teach their dog a sequence of tricks. Housemates will be given a luxury food budget if they pass the task, if they fail, they'll be on a basic budget.

Pairings (trainers on left, dogs on right):

Susanne & Ann
Bob & Steve
Hallé & Pete
Joey & Ruben
Will & Russell
Sadie & Linsey
Saskia & Tom
Roddy & Rochelle
Seb & Vicky




Arguments:

Hallé got angry at Pete for fooling around and not being able to grasp the concept of the task, and their performance was considered to be appalling. Saskia and Tom's performance was judged to be the best, and the two developed a closer bond because of the task.

Relationships in week 1:

Hallé and Pete loathe each other as a result of the task, and refused to speak to each other. Saskia and Tom had a romantic moment, and are unofficially a couple, though neither has admitted to it. Russell and Will became best friends, as did Joey and Pete, meanwhile Sadie, Linsey and Hallé are now seen as the bitches of the house. Rochelle and Saskia are friends with them, though they are seen as nice among the housemates. Susanne, Vicky, Ann, Ruben, Seb, Steve, Roddy and Bob are a tight-knit group. Ann and Ruben are best friends, though the majority of the younger housemates find them irritating - Ruben in particular being the one they find annoying.


Nominations: (full list of nominations can be requested from Big Brother, though for the sake of saving you all from a wall of text, here's the basic gist of it)


There are 18 housemates, and they must rank their fellow housemates in order of preference. They have 17 other housemates to rank. The housemate they rank in last place gets 0 points, and the housemate in first gets 16 points. As the weeks go by, the top number of points will reduce by one, but last place remains at 0. All the points are added up, and the two housemates with the lowest total are up for eviction.

This week:

Ann = 128
Bob = 124
Hallé = 131
Joey = 135
Linsey = 129
Pete = 136
Rochelle = 148
Roddy = 141
Ruben = 121
Russell = 141
Sadie = 135
Saskia = 166
Seb = 126
Steve = 128
Susanne = 139
Tom = 149
Vicky = 130
Will = 137


Up for eviction:

Bob
Ruben

[Jen]

Saskia and Tom move fast.

[Damaris]

can i vote to evict

[Billy]

LINSEY FTW

[LemonJam]

Bob to go!

[Z]

Week 1 Eviction Night


Davina: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. Bob, *booes from crowd* and Ruben... *loud booes from crowd* I can now reveal that the first housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house, is...

Ruben: Me. I bet it's me.
Bob: I should bloody well hope so.
Laughter from Will, Tom, Roddy and Joey
Saskia: Bob! Shut up.

Davina: Ruben! Ruben, you have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!

General shock from the house, they all thought Bob would go.

Ruben is evicted to loud booes, he looks shocked and upset.

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Davina: Ruben, you obviously weren't expecting that kind of reaction from the crowd. Why do you think you got booed?

Ruben: Probably because I'm loud and annoying, I don't know, I think it's unfair, and I don't know why I've been evicted over Bob.

Davina: You received 68.8% of the vote, I think it might have been the way you blanked people that weren't your friends. Would you say that was intentional or are you quite shy when you don't know people?

Ruben: I didn't want to get to know the other housemates, they're all image obsessed morons. *loud cheers from the inside crowd*

Davina: A lot of people have said your crowning moment inside the house was the Crufts task. That was so funny! Can we just watch a clip of that please? ... What possessed you to start rolling on Joey's feet? Did you fancy him?

Ruben: *blushes* I didn't fancy him. It was just a laugh.

Davina: If you say so. Now, obviously your best friend in the house was Ann... *cheers from some of the crowd, booes from the rest*

Ruben: How can people be booing Ann!? She's so funny, larger than life! Yeah Ann was my best friend, I hope she goes on to win this show! She's a really genuine person, what you see is what you get with Ann. She's not playing a game. *booes from the crowd*

Davina: Well Ruben, I just have one more thing for you to do before we play your best bits. Can you choose an envelope for me, please? Davina holds out four envelopes, each with a number on them from 1-4. Ruben chooses envelope #4.

Ruben: Do I open it?

Davina: Go ahead.

Ruben: You have chosen envelope number four. Every fourth week in the Big Brother house, the four housemates with the most points in that week will be up for eviction. This only affects every fourth week in the house, and housemates will be unaware of this voting procedure.

Davina: Thanks Ruben, now here are your best bits. ...[/b]

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Davina: So, Ruben's the first housemate to be evicted from the house. He chose envelope 4, which will affect the entire series. But we're not quite done yet, I'm now going to go live to the house.

Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. Could Bob please go to the Diary Room?[/b]

Bob gets up from the sofa and heads to the Diary Room, looking confused. He enters the Diary Room, and finds three envelopes sitting on the chair.

Big Brother: Hello Bob.

Bob: Hello Big Brother.

Big Brother: Bob, there are three envelopes on the chair, could you please choose one at random and discard the other two into the Big Brother bin that you see on the floor.

Bob: OK, I choose envelope 3.

Big Brother: Thank you Bob, you may now leave the Diary Room.

Bob: Do I open it or what?

Big Brother: You must not open the envelope. You must leave it in the Diary Room. Thank you, Bob.

Bob leaves the Diary Room, looking bewildered.


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Davina: Big Brother's beginning to play games with the housemates - and I love it. Bob chose envelope 3, and what that means is the following:
Every third week, a total score is taken. So in week 3, the housemates will nominate as usual, but instead of the two lowest being up, the scores for weeks 1, 2 and 3 will be added up, and the three housemates with the lowest total score will be up for eviction. This rule only applies for three weeks, so when it comes to week 6, only 4, 5 and 6 will be counted, and so on. Three housemates must face eviction. Now, those of you who are observant will have noticed that eventually, the 3 rule and the 4 rule will coincide, but we'll come to that closer to the time... Thanks for watching, and we'll see you next week!

End of week 1.

[xDramatick]

Why did my favourite have to be first evicted =(

[Damaris]

Bob should go

[Z]

Thanks for all the comments guys, I'll take things slower from now on, so you can all u2u me with suggestions. I may open it up to nominations now that week 1 is out of the way, because that part was crucial that I controlled it, but I suppose it's very much open to you all now! I'll post part of week 2 later today, maybe, depending on how much interest this gets, haha. Thanks!

[LemonJam]

Phonelines for Bob weren't working.

[Z]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Phonelines for Bob weren't working.

Sorry!



OK, I've decided, just for the fun of it, it's now going to be open to the public vote.

I'll try and post bits of it as often as I can.

I'll still control who's up for eviction, but you, the public, decide who goes.

[30stone]

lol wierd!

Joey Larone, 27, builder, Reading
a "gym nut"

I done bricklaying at college, im from reading and im a "gym nut" too

and id do the same thing with a million, thats well wierd. lol

hope he wins.