[MarkWaldorf]

Argh does anyone else have them? Sooo annoying and such a waste of time.

I have this man for ICT who's soooo bad. He talks about the same stuff all the time. "Back in Nigeria, de Broadband Intanet is so slo yo can tek a crrrrrap and it still wont lod"

No wonder most of the class is overdue in c/w

[LemonJam]

I have two Graphics teachers, one is brilliant and one is shocking, its like a rollercoaster at the moment.

[MrGaryy]

Hmm, my History teacher isn't exactly on the ball, he has multiple sclerosis and he never actually teaches stuff, he just tells us what to read and test's us every week and a half.

[BigSister]

at uni I had a teacher she was sooooooo bad
Also at high school we had a teacher who my cousin made him have a nervous breakdown and he locked him in a cupboard lol(the teacher did not the pupil)

[Princess]

OMG in school I had the worse Biology teacher ever! She just couldn't teach,over half the class got grinds.

My Business teacher was rubbish too.

[Spike]

My maths teacher was so bad
He used to come round every lesson and give us his life story then tell everyone how they could use the useless equations and basically tell us what we should do with out lives. He told me and my friend we should fly to the moon one lesson

[Callum]

Yeah for the past two years I've had bad ICT teachers too. First we had this Italian man who nobody would listen to and we were made to do the same work over and over again, and now I have this old woman teacher who is even worse. She trys to talk but then ends up crying every lesson because "we're too loud." She always gets stressed about everything, she needs to chill out.

[Nicky.]

Urgh - my science teacher!

She says like how do I know that carbon dioxide disovles in water? && I'm like I really don't know that xD

And then she's like we're doing a test on blahdeeblah.. and Im like, huhh? We havn't done that xD

She never explains stuff.. we wond her up in todays lesson though xD x

[Matt08]

Originally posted by Callum
Yeah for the past two years I've had bad ICT teachers too. First we had this Italian man who nobody would listen to and we were made to do the same work over and over again, and now I have this old woman teacher who is even worse. She trys to talk but then ends up crying every lesson because "we're too loud." She always gets stressed about everything, she needs to chill out.

I'm sure some teachers don't realize the pressure that they are going to be under when they start the job, they should expect noisy lessons. It isn't very good of her if she starts crying.

[xDramatick]

My old maths teacher couldn't teach.
She shouted in broken english and would copy text books onto the board expecting us to just copy it without explaining anything.
Surprised I scraped a C tbh.

[Callum]

Oh my Science teachers are bad too. One of them is so annoying. He expects perfection in everything. Every lesson he's like "Right pens down please and look this way." every single lesson it's the same speech "Now I'll start then, right if you have a look at the OAP I've set up a example for you..." Someone talks "Now then as I've just heard someone talk, I will be adding five minutes after the bell for everyone. I expect the very best of you. Back to the lesson then, I'm going to ask five questions and if any one of those people answer correctly there will be a consequence. Look this way then please, sitting up straight, and I'll begin...." I actually want to physically hurt him sometimes. Then there's my other science teacher, where do I begin. She just goes on and on about her own life every lesson, even if it's the most random subject she'll find a way to bring her life into it. She goes "Right we're going to be focusing on Malaria for today's lesson. Has everyone got a sheet in front of them? Excellent. Now I want to talk to you a bit about my own malaria experience for a few minutes first of all. Last year I was unfortunate enough to visit Egypt and every night I had to take these medication...... bla bla bla. It's so boring, and it's not as if it's the odd once or twice. Every lesson! Teachers these days, drive me insane.

[Fom]

My personal tutor last year was crap!
I was in more than he was, and I knew more about theatre than he did!

[_Seth]

My school teachers are all mucked up.

My last year's Chemistry teacher apparently had a wank whilst showing a pregnancy video or something to the class and had to send an apology letter to all the pupil's.

My history teacher swears quite a bit, points out all the girls he'd like to "shag" and just last lesson he talked about two of the pupils showering together. These two kids in his year group where also lost and when we got back in the class he said "Why where they just standing there? ****ing idiots."

My last year's Biology teacher apparently likes to have sex with acid and vinegar on her titties. XD XD

My year 8 English teacher was generally just... a crap teacher. We'd never learn anything and she'd always try and get away with doing as little work as possible. This person used to bully, and it was BLATANTLY obvious it was happening but the teacher never said anything. Plus her voice was so amazingly squeaky it's unbelievable.

A substitute teacher used to come into like... ALL of my lessons and flirt with all my teachers, even the gay ones. XD And she'd always just sit in her chair and do nothing except scream at us and she'd ALWAYS have a backache and be pregnant... jeeze. Once she tried to bend over and pick something up but complained her back wouldn't let her. I wonder what she's like when she can't be bothered to push a **** out.

And the best til last...

My year 7/8/9/11 science teacher was SUCH a Lara Croft wannabe. I swear, sometimes I'd hear the Tomb Raider theme music when we left the classroom and her jumping on the tables. (No wonder the tables where usually always rearranged. ) On the weekends she probably thinks a cat's a tiger and shoots it with a water pistol. She's also so hilarious because she's so grumpy and makes us giggle without meaning to... me and my friend where laughing because she said "When do I have you next?" then my friend went "Monday", then mrs said "Shut up." She'd have such a problem with us having a good time! She'd get us to read like.. 5 pages out of a text book and say "I'm just gonna go out and get a coffee", then come back with a coke after 5 seconds and say "Have you finished yet?". I mean... wtf? XD She'd even link EVERYTHING to herself and go on about her mother and what she did on the weekends. Gosh, the things she'd wear... a cardigan that looked like Pj's, and she'd say how much she likes to snuggle up at night and read a good book with some hot chocolate and salad. She even labelled babies as "puke machines".
Nevertheless she was a freaking excellent teacher and I learned a lot. XD

[Tom]

College teachers were good, I liked my psychology teacher

I either got on with my school teachers though or I was always arguing with them. I really liked my ICT/English/PE teachers but I was always arguing with Maths/Business/Art teachers to the point where I decided just to not go in because I'd probably have been sent out after about 5 minutes anyway

My business teacher blamed me for throwing a keyboard out the window and sticking chewing gum to a monitor, wtf?

[hannah.]

At college there's only one, and although I have 2 teachers for all 4 subjects, I still have her for communications AND media.
she's put me on an "action plan" for not going to one lesson, and it was a communication lesson, but she got confused and put me on it for media, which is funny because I'm amazingly well behaved in that lesson.

She's constantly mentioning "action plan"s. They basically just mean that they evaluate you for a week and then say how you did at the end of the week. I also have to go to an extra lesson in the lunctime of one day per week, forgot last week and have been meaning to go all week, but I haven't which means I have to go tomorrow

[Sarah.]

Yeah, plenty.

A sub German teacher I had, really HATED me =/ He was sooo stupid, he called one of the people in our class a 'slag' but in German lol. And he would fall over things and show us pictures of his holidays.. we didn't care. I learnt absolutely NOTHING and I failed an exam [got an E] because of his bad teaching. Luckily when my proper teacher came back, she helped me get my grade up to a B.


My IT teacher in High school - I hated him. He didn't help us at all and we had to figure out what to do ourselves, so when I was behind, he'd tell me it was my fault and he'd shout at me and sent me out the class for forgetting my coursework or not doing it, when he wouldn't explain what to do! And he'd make me stay behind up to 2 hours after school to do work regardless of me having to do things after school, he said he didn't care.

My IT teacher at college - I know more than he does! Someone in the class wanted to do a javascript menu for their e-book and he had to ask a web designer on what to do, then the girl wanted it customized and he was sitting there ages typing in codes that wouldn't work until I told him I could do it, and i did. So then I wanted to add an accordion menu to my e-book and he didn't have a clue either. So what if it didn't know HTML? Who would help me? Not my teacher... Oh and he bores us to death every monday afternoon, no one listens because it's not even relevant.

Come to think of it.. most of my teachers at High school were badd.

[Firewire]

Oh tell me 'bout it.

My Techical/Graphics teacher is from Sudan - HE CAN'T TEACH and we can't understand him. Apparently he smokes Hash but who knows? The other treacher has to come in and tell us what to do. OMG he is so annoying!

My Maths teacher is OK. He is from Malaysia. A little hard of understanding but we'll get there.

My French teacher is Scottish but seriously she gets on our nerves. We get hundreds of homework and the class work is so hard. OMG She is so annoying!

OMG My Home Economics teacher is such a crab. She is about 90. And is really annoying. She gives us into trouble ALOT! OMG.

[hannah.]

Originally posted by Phlip
My school teachers are all mucked up.

My last year's Chemistry teacher apparently had a ***k whilst showing a pregnancy video or something to the class and had to send an apology letter to all the pupil's.

this intruiges me

[hannah.]

Originally posted by Tom
College teachers were good, I liked my psychology teacher

I either got on with my school teachers though or I was always arguing with them. I really liked my ICT/English/PE teachers but I was always arguing with Maths/Business/Art teachers to the point where I decided just to not go in because I'd probably have been sent out after about 5 minutes anyway

My business teacher blamed me for throwing a keyboard out the window and sticking chewing gum to a monitor, wtf?

I just lol'd at the idea of you just chucking a keyboard out the window

[pinkmichk]

when i was at school i had a science teacher who was terrified of even lighting a bunsen burner he used to go into blind panic for experiments and quite often cos of his shakes would nearly set the school on fire and once we had to be evacuated cos he mixed a bad mix of chemicals together and nerly poisioned us

i had a r.e teacher who had a nervous breakdown cos near enough the whole class would baaaaaa at him everytime he turned to write on the board

[BigSister]

lol that sounds like the teacher i had
And darren that sounds like the teacher I had at uni she was so bad it was umbeliable and i think shes still there too

[Axiom]

My careers teacher is funny. We only need to ask him one question and he goes rambling on for the rest of the lesson. One time someone in my class asked if they could go to the toilet, the we went from speaking about work experience to toilets, to slate quarrys, to newspapers, to nazi spankings and finally, prostitutes. :S

[Fom]

Originally posted by pinkmichk
when i was at school i had a science teacher who was terrified of even lighting a bunsen burner he used to go into blind panic for experiments and quite often cos of his shakes would nearly set the school on fire and once we had to be evacuated cos he mixed a bad mix of chemicals together and nerly poisioned us

i had a r.e teacher who had a nervous breakdown cos near enough the whole class would baaaaaa at him everytime he turned to write on the board

I remember in science once we did an experiment and when it came to clearing up out teacher was like "Yeh just pour it down the sink" but the sinks werent in use anymore and at the bottom was a disinfectant kind of liquid... the smell that came out was disgusting, and the whole science block was evacuated because chlorine was released lmao.

They were the best science lessons, I liked my science teachers... we did an experiment where you move a magnet up and down inside a coil really quickly to make electricity and my teacher called it the "Wankometer" and tested who had the best wanking hand! hahaha!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Markus
Argh does anyone else have them? Sooo annoying and such a waste of time.

I have this man for ICT who's soooo bad. He talks about the same stuff all the time. "Back in Nigeria, de Broadband Intanet is so slo yo can tek a crrrrrap and it still wont lod"

No wonder most of the class is overdue in c/w

I want that teacher

[Noel]

All my current teachers are really good, but one swears a lot to us. :/
In 1st and 2nd year, I had the most unable History teacher ever. She was one of those ones who constantly smiled, even when they were shouting. Quite creepy actually. She couldn't control the class, and if you forgot your homework, she was just like "Bring it in tomorrow" but you never did.
My 3rd year Physics teacher was a real..banana. He has some compulsion to say please after every sentence, and when he was showing us the ammeters, he was like "These are virtually indestructable" and he threw one at the ground and it smashed. 'Twas quite funny though.
After reading that, I suppose they aren't that bad! lol. I still hate them though. Boo hiss boo.