[Hooly One]

For almost 35 minutes, Jason busied himself by coating his arms, legs and torso with his favourite beauty aid: Auto Bronzant.

He then went into the garden for a pleasant solitary stroll while the fake tan took effect.

Judging that enough time had elapsed, Jay then returned to the bathroom. Removing his towel and shielding his modesty with a flannel, the pamper fan then lovingly applied cream to his prize-winning buttocks using a firm, circular motion.

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With the dexterity of a master magician, he managed to fake tan his entire backside one handed, without ever allowing his "Wee Man" to break cover.

There has been speculation in the House as to whether Jason will leave the show in the same outfit as he arrived in, just a leopard print thong and a smile.

Could Jason's careful attention to his bottom herald the return of his saucy thong-wearing alter ego, Fun Time Frankie?

We may only have to wait until tomorrow to find out... Look closely for streaks, ladies!

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