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Old 19-10-2008, 09:23 PM #1
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she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!


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Your mamma is so old - she attended the last supper as a waitress!
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Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.


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Ya mamma is so fat - people have a sponsored walk around her!
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Yo momma so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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yo momma so nasty... she takes crabs to the beach.
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What is she though? Fat?
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Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
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Your mamma's so old - her birth certificate says expired.
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Your mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in nursery!
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Yo threads are so old.
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Your mommas so skinny to hoola hoop she uses a cherio!
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Your mamma is so fat - she even puts toffee and syrup on her dieting pills
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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Your mamma is so ugly - the last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by a train.
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Your mamma is so ugly - when she was born the doctors slapped her parents.
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Your Momma so fat when she stood on the scales it said give me a minute
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Your mammas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
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Your mamma is so stupid that she failed a survey
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Your mamma is so stupid she sent me a fax and put a stamp on it
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