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The BBC fills our living rooms with more smutty and degrading obscenities

The abusive messages left by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross on Andrew Sachs's answer phone and the Mock The Week 'joke' about the Queen was far from the only offensive material on the BBC recently.

Both prerecorded and live shows across its channels had repeated references to smutty and degrading subjects.

Here the Daily Mail prints some recent extracts.

We apologise to readers who may be offended.

The Graham Norton Show, BBC2, October 23, 10pm. Repeated Sunday

Norton asked his guests Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais to read a pretend film script in which Sarah Palin - America's Republican candidate for vice president - is made out to be a porn star.

Norton (reading the part of narrator): Sarah unbuttons her blouse.

Newton (reading the part of Sarah Palin): Why don't you feast your eyes on Mama's jugs?

Norton: She lifts her skirt and starts rubbing herself.

Newton: It's time to drill baby. Drill hard and deep. Come on you tree-hugging hippy. What are you waiting for? Congressional approval?

Norton: The business partner wakes up and unzips his pants. Sarah licks her lips and grabs his p***s.

That Mitchell And Webb Look, BBC4, Tuesday, 9pm

The second in a series of short comic sketches in the comedy shows a group of characters pretending to rehearse for a Christmas pantomime in a village hall. The scene starts with a young blonde woman 'raping' the panto Dame using a sex toy.

Dame: Oh nooooo. Oh nooooo, stop it.

Messenger: Guys, guys, listen up. It's bad news. I've just been talking to the parish council and they strongly feel we should drop the Dame rape from this year's panto. 'Rapist': But it's traditional.

Dame: It's everybody's favourite bit.

Director: What? What next? I suppose they are going to tell us that we can't have Cinderella s***ing off the panto horse.

Messenger: Well, they did voice some concerns.

The Chris Moyles Show, BBC Radio One, yesterday, 9.20am

A young couple have been on a date organised by the breakfast show team. Moyles and his co-presenters are discussing the date and quizzing the couple about whether they liked each other. Moyles says to girl, who admits she doesn't see the boy as boyfriend material, 'couldn't you at least have done it with him once, a sympathy one, anything.'

During this sketch show set in a parallel universe, a girl called Sue is abducted by aliens.

The Wrong Door: Smutty Aliens, BBC3, September 11, 10.30pm

Alien 1: Behold! The fastest ship in the whole world. The hyperian w*** sock.

Sue: It looks like a giant *******. [Two Aliens and Sue board a space ship in the shape of the male genitalia.]

Alien 2: Engaging the lesbolian ******* drive. [The alien makes sexually suggestive movements with his hand.] The dialogue becomes even more crude and explicit in the subsequent exchanges.

Love Soup, BBC1, April, 9.20pm

The 'comedy' portrayed an extremely violent and realistic suicide of a woman leaping from a ten-storey building and smashing into the concrete pavement.

It transpired that the woman had left behind a dog which was then adopted by Milly - played by Montserrat Lombard.

Viewers were then treated to a scene of this young woman, kneeling naked in the bathroom to retrieve a contact lens, apparently being raped by the dog. Viewers were shown the labrador passing the bathroom door and then a pair of dog paws on the woman's naked shoulders in the scene lasting seconds.

Viewers learned that the suicide victim had been having sex with her dog for many years - and the animal had effectively been trained to target a kneeling woman. Laughing about the incident around a canteen table, one of the characters quips: 'There is love and attention - and [there is] being rogered by a dog'.

Source:Daily Mail