[Matt]

Two new celebrities have entered the jungle. You will see their entrance on tonight's show.

The new celebs are:

[spoil]DAVID VAN DAY

and

TIMMY MALLETT[/spoil]


Here's an extract from an ITV press release about their entrance:

[spoil]Two new celebrities appeared on the show. Ex-Dollar star David Van Day and TV presenter Timmy Mallett were kidnapped on their way into the jungle camp in ‘ManTrap.’

Timmy walked through the jungle and spied a cake on the jungle floor. He bent over to pick it up and was swept up into the trees in a giant net. Screaming and shouting, Timmy was caught in the net and left unable to escape.

Soon he heard someone walking through the jungle. “Who’s there?” he called. “You’ve got to help me. I feel like the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”

“I’ve seen everything now,” said David Van Day as he walked into the area. “You look good. How did you get up there?”

But as he shouted smugly, a second net closed in and swooshed him up off the jungle floor and into the trees to join Timmy. “I’ll get you Mallet, you pr*t,” he shouted, clearly riled.

David added: “I came in thinking this was going to be easy. Listen, I wouldn’t have left you there.”

Cages were then constructed on the jungle floor below the two captives and they were lowered into them to await their fate. “That looks nice. You’re going to go into a cage,” shouted Timmy to David. “Oh, that’ll be my cage.”

“I suppose they think this is funny,” moaned David.

“We’re in here for a long time,” said Timmy.

Martina was called to the Bush Telegraph and given instructions which she read to the camp. “There are two new campmates being held captive in the jungle. They will be in prison until morning. You have the ability to ease their situation but only if certain demands are met. Await further instruction.” Accompanying the instructions were Polaroid photographs of Timmy and David.

Later, Martina received further instructions. “To make your captive campmates first night in the jungle you must pay a ransom. Give up one luxury item each and that means all of us and they will be given food tonight. Or they will go hungry.”

Later, the Celebrities were given a second choice. “Give up two stars and we will release one right now. If you chose the ransom you must decide which celebrity you want.”

Will the ten celebrities decide to rescue the captives? Or leave them to their jungle hell?[/spoil]

[MrGaryy]

Oh ****. I was looking forward to Su-Louise or whatever her name is.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Gazbo
Oh ****. I was looking forward to Su-Louise or whatever her name is.

According to Heatworld, she's still on standby.

[BigSister]

LOL well hes been on standy by for 6 years hes gonna get his chamce now

[Locke.]

Timmy Mallet was a stand-in for this a few years ago according to wiki.

Never heard of either of them though... wanted the Mis-Teeq singer.

[Matt]

Press photos:

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Matt
Press photos:

[img]

Are you sure you don't mean Robin Williams?

[Tom8592]

Who the hell is David Van Day ?

[Matt]

Originally posted by Tom8592
Who the hell is David Van Day ?

I thought that too

Pictures now up on the Daily Mail's website: Click Here

[Arneldo]

Timmy Mallet!! Yay!

[Adamw92]

Don't know either of them and here i was looking forward to getting some celebs i know going in

[robb]

This is really scraping the barrel with so-called 'celebs' this year.......Mallett was on some silly comedy show for kids years ago, Van Day was a singer in 70's group Dollar, and later joined the reformed Bucks Fizz. Yeah the Misteeq girl would have been better, but she's hardly alesha dixon is she.......

[robb]

I suggest that the others leave 'em hanging up in the air!!

[Indierock&roll]

ugh timmy mallet

[arista]

Originally posted by Arneldo
Timmy Mallet!! Yay!

Yay - but
he mut have his choco
or he goes more crazy.


I hope he gets a Toy soft Mallet
to use on Kilroy,
as Kilroy does not get every joke
and has a Nasty side,
as that ITV saturday show TV Burp
would say 'FIGHT'