[Red Moon]

Watching Kilroy-Sulk is worse than Rossy..

ust as unscrupulous firms are using this recession to bump up redundancy numbers so enemies of the BBC are using Manuelgate to hasten its downfall.

Celebrity Refuseniks, as they're labelled, say they won't cough up their licence fee until Jonathan Ross is sacked, because they don't pay taxes to fund "overp aid, bullying egomaniacs."

Not surprisingly, they are either rightwing ex - media figures like Charles Moore (Thatcherite fawner-in-chief), or right-wing ex-BBC presenters like Robin Page (country bumpkin-in-chief). They joined Noel Edmonds (the poison dwarf recently said he doesn't like the Beeb's "threatening" manner).

And their law-breaking is being shamefully ignored for fear of creating martyrs. Which won't do. If council tax rebels go to jail so must they.

And just to give licence-payers value for money why not place webcams in their cells so we can enjoy the pain of their martyrdom? Oh, to see Edmonds' face when a lifer who's gone six years without a conjugal visit brings up his Crinkley Bottom.

But if these refuseniks do get their way, then we should all be allowed to cite taxes we won't pay.

For example, how many of you would join me in refusing to pay the portion of tax which goes to the European Parliament until they suspend MEP Robert Kilroy-Silk for taking three weeks off to appear on I'm A Celebrity... ?

As you watch him lounge around bitching, bullying and barking orders to minions, resembling a cross between I, Claudius and Rab C Nesbitt, I know you're out there in your millions. I thank ITV for showing us that Kilroy is still alive (I feared the orange man had literally been Tangoed) and for reminding the Ross-baiters that when it comes to overpaid, bullying, egomaniacs Kilroy is in a league of his own.

The deluded object of self-love you see cheating and lying in the jungle is the same lovely chap who described the Irish as "peasants, priests and pixies" and Arabsas "suicide bombers, limb-amputators and women repressors".

The head-worker who wooed Ukip and won a ticket to Brussels on the back of his TV fame and a claim he would help to bring down this "corrupt, bureaucratic, dictatorial regime."

That was four years ago. He's still there although Ukip long ago ditched him, so he sits as an independent.

Still drawing his bloated MEP's salary from that gravy train he so despises.

Indeed he's got so used to the taste of Bisto he is still claiming his wages from Brussels while he's out in the jungle, getting paid by ITV.

Remember the kicking that other Ronseal-tinged politico George Galloway took for going on Celebrity Big Brother?

Well, at least he refused to take his MP's pay, and gave his fee back to his party.

At least he attempted to get across his political message, albeit in between dressing up as a cat and licking imaginary milk from Rula Lenska's hand.

But what has Kilroy done, when not snoring, apart from spray his testosterone on weaker animals, as he's done all his public life?

I don't know what's going through the minds of those 366,498 East Midlanders who voted him into the European Parliament - but I know what's going through mine.

A prayer that there exists an Australian creature's penis which - when eaten - makes the smugness, and the (false) colour drain from your face permanently Only then will I call off my threatened EU tax boycott.

As bullies go he's in a league all of his own

Source: Daily Mirror

[Jackie]

Perhaps going on this show he's hoping for a come back.Maybe another chat show.

[Indierock&roll]

this is annoying jonathon ross is not a bully
i think people need a sense of humour.

but i dont se anything wrong with kilroy hes funny and entertaining and obviously not serious when he says some things... again people need a sense of humour i.e brian