[Red Moon]

LESBIANS’ LUST JUNGLE BUS

A BUSLOAD of lusty lesbians plan to invade the jungle camp to get their hands on gay icon Martina Navratilova.

The Aussie girls have gone ga-ga after discovering the tennis ace is only a stone’s throw away from them in the bush.

And they are planning to organise a bus trip to try and find the 52-year-old.

More than 70 lesbians from an Oz group called Feathers are going “mad for Martina”.

Secretary Leonie Seebohm said: “Our members will be climbing the walls to get into that camp to meet Martina. They will be amazed to know she is so near.

“The jungle camp is only a short drive away from us.

“We could organise a bus trip to the camp to show our support and wave some rainbow flags to let her know how excited we are that she’s in town.

“The girls would be so excited to see Martina.”

But the girls from Feathers will face a tough battle to see their idol.

The show’s jungle camp in Murwillumbah in New South Wales has tight security.

Leonie said: “We would just want to wave our flags and get people to vote for her to become queen of the jungle.”

Meanwhile Carly Zucker became the latest celebrity to be voted off reality show I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

Source: Daily Star

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