[Scarlett.]

*Gets slightly tipsy and trips up over Baz's unconsious body*

[Mark]

*takes off his tie and wraps it around his head like a bandana*

[Scarlett.]

Its Rambo!

[xDramatick]

*absolutely hammered off a bottle of wine so sits on the photocopier*

[Lauren]

*sits in corner drinking wine and weeping*

[Scarlett.]

Youtube video

*Does an irresistable dance*

[30stone]

Who is my secretary??

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by 30stone
Who is my secretary??

*Glances over in Magic's office*

Erm........typing....

[hannah.]

Originally posted by 30stone
Who is my secretary??

MEEE

[30stone]

Originally posted by hannah.

MEEE

ohh perfect. a gorgeous secretary will always get drunk at an office party.

[Scarlett.]

*Steals a bottle of wine from Baz*
You have had too much!

[DamonJ]

*lures Darenn to toilets; turns out to be a plant-pot*
*cries*

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by DamonJ
*lures Darenn to toilets; turns out to be a plant-pot*
*cries*

*stumbles into toilets to see Damon crying over a plant-pot*

[Scarlett.]

*Finds Nicky's drugs farm*

[DamonJ]

[LemonJam]

Hi guysh! -snort-

I'm not gonna be here long, I have a star trek convention and I'm dressing up as spock -gwahaffle-

Oh my God is that alcohol?!? The smell of it gives me migranes...

[I'm the office loser incase nobody noticed LOL]

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by LemonJam


Hi guysh! -snort-

I'm not going to be here long, I have a star trek convention and I'm dressing up as spock -gwahaffle-

Oh my God is that alcohol?!? The smell of it gives me migranes...

[I'm the office loser incase nobody noticed LOL]

*desperation takes over; drags geek into cubicle*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam

[Scarlett.]

*Snubs the geek and begins stripping*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by DamonJ

*desperation takes over; drags geek into cubicle*

Oh my!

-reaches in pockets for inhaler-

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by LemonJam

Oh my!

-reaches in pockets for inhaler-

*reachers in zipper for penis, only to find y-fronts & Star Wars figurines*

Oh My!

[hannah.]

Originally posted by 30stone

ohh perfect. a gorgeous secretary will always get drunk at an office party.

hahahaa

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by DamonJ

*reachers in zipper for penis, only to find y-fronts & Star Wars figurines*

Oh My!

Would you like to touch my wookie?

[30stone]

Originally posted by hannah.

hahahaa

and wear proper lingerie.
and short skirts..

[Sticks]

Rings the venue of the party to say that unable to make it to the party again

First rule of surviving office parties - be somewhere else