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Magic · 11-01-2009, 04:56 PM

I was going to do this on the other thread, but then decided I should make a new thread cuz I love it so much.

It's only a joke, so don't be offended.

Just ask, and I will rank and review you

A List

Ann - This diva really knows how to rock it up. Not only is she snapped by the Paps weekly walking out of Joes Pasquales flat, she has more nieces that the braincells on TiBB.

Linda - So, the TiBB Diva is back. And was it worth the wait? We aren't so sure, since she has came back Linda's most rebellious stunt seems to be a rick roll. This girl has class, but if she does't watch out she could loose it.

AngieBabe - Your drink rum? We get in, seriously babe, put away your flask and stop! This TiBB 'Babe' has made herself the new Amy Winehouse of TiBB disgracing herself in front of the paps after another drunken night. Yet we can't help but love this unclassy drunk, who will always stay in TiBBs Hearts.

B List

Princess - This Take That obsessive is a bit too obsessed to be A List, but she is that slutty girl from next door that everyone knows and loves. We cant help but love her kind comments, and we know this chick could go far. But will 2009 bring out the bigger Diva in princess?

Captain.Remy - Last year this time this French peice of meat would be a been pure A List, but we fear Remy has started to get to much of a real life. We rarely see him around, and we have to admit, we rather miss his patronising posts. Will Remy get back his spark in 2009? We hope so, yet we somehow doubt he can return to his once almighty status.

Markus - Him and Princess our becoming TiBB Vintage members, but his neutral middle aged antics just aren't keeping us entertained. This time next year he could be A List, but he needs to work his assets.

Zee - At the start of 2008 most would of said Zee who? But since his comeback last year, Z has really made a classy comeback. He has shown a crazy celeb streak when he realised pictures of his dirty sex box, yet has maintained grace in his rise to fame. However, we smell bad times for Gregg, as we sense in 2009 he will make his first TiBB downfall.

Rory - What a surprise. Last year this time Rory was just the Big Brother boffin, but it seems things have changed. This American Boy is now a must have on your TiBB MSN Contacts list, (Or so I hear :P), and has made it as a TiBB Moderator. However, during the summer months he created his own games but we cant help think they were just to clever for TiBB. If Rory looses his moderator status, we feel his TiBB Social life will end up in ruins.

Supernoodles! - Whenever we see this girl we cant help but see a 50 year old ginger. This girl seems to feed on EastEnders love, she is the 'Princess' of the soaps. However, she keeps out of arguments way and yet seems to be well known. This chick is borderline, and unless she joins the right social circles this year she is moving nowhere but down.

Tom - Whenever we see this boy we want to put on our striped hat and laugh out. We aren't to sure where to rank him, he has had his fair share of controversy, but his out-there statements aren't exactly interesting anymore. But somehow we sense Tom is going to move up.

Hannah - Once this girl would of been A List, but she is getting no where in the social circles. We all loved to hate her, but now that has gone. The only assets this girl has is her looks, and in 20 years they will be gone. Come on Hannah, shape up, your getting to nice.

Nicky - She is nice. And post xD. And thats all we think about her really. Her short lived love affair with Sam brought much controversy in the summer, after she dumped previous best friend Conor to munch on some of Sam's cock. However, she acts so kind and dumb, you can't help to love her

Scampi - He knows how to attract the ladies but Scampi seems to have no direction. Is he nice or nasty? We don't know. However, he knows next seasons trends, and is admired by TiBBs fashion conscious. His quick remarks and big ego make him the celeb' we all love to hate.

C List

Ross - We admit it, we love this mans Rock'n'Roll TiBB antics, but he has just got to dull recently. Zzzz.

Shaun - He once was a humorous poster, but since his return he is like flat coke. Bland and nothing on what it was before. 2008 provided a roller coaster year for Shaun as he confessed his sexuality and married Darenn, as well as reportedly sexually assaulting Ann. We don't think his previous sense of humour is enough on these day's of TiBB crash and burn status', so if he is to return to his former glory he is going to need to pull out the stops. But we know he can do it.

Matt - If you asked us this 6 months ago, Matt most likely would of been the first boy in the A List, but now he is just a C lister. Once Matt was respected for always helping, his catchphrase posts being a link, and his classic thumb signal. But since his breakdown in 'Roygate' Matt has lost his respected reputation, and now he is just another poster, with the occasional humorous gag or entertaining game. Will Matt ever earn back his respect? It looks unlikely.

DoubleTrouble - Loukas, Loukas, Loukas. We always imagined him to be Mr. Nice guy, but recently we have learnt not, as he created himself a fake identity and insulted several members. And since here at TiBB towers we have lost all respect for Loukas, as now he does't even hold his 'nice guy' image. However, his constant Big Brother related fanny fits keep us entertained, and we think soon Loukas could return to his former nice guy glory.

SiaSiaSia - For those of you that don't know, during TiBBs Big Brother she was described as a 'brown noser' by a fellow housemate, and since then, we have noticed she likes to be a angel to most who have some TiBB popularity. She always seems to be nice to everyone, but underneath we sense a growing hatred, ready to leap out at any time. Part of the original 'Mean Girls' clique, at the moment this girl is nothing but a has-been. She still holds on to the remaining tatters of her summer status, but thats not enough. Lets hope things change before its to late.

David - This 'straight' guy is so going to be walking out the closet this year. His love for macho Big Brother housemates surely means something, and the 'Britney Hate' must be his way of showing his love. This time next year David will be a regular on webcam with Conor, and his catchphrase will be 'burn'. It may be a stereotype, but we know David fills that position.

JDIZZEL - We are really unsure of where this Irish chick should go. But Jen, you love us babe. We get it. This girl can't seem to go anywhere without spreading the love, and we sense if this continues in 2009 she is going to be old news. She seems to be always looking for male attention, and unless she stops, this is going to grate. So, this cock munching girl looks like she is heading the same way as Kerry Katona, but are we right?

GhettoSuperstar - Like or Loathe... he seems to be TiBB's marmite. He seems to be so obsessed with his real social life, yet we wonder if it really exists. Your on a forum; therefore your social life is ****. Get over it. He also hates forum cliques... but we sense he is rather desperate to join one. However, we cant help but love Ghetto and we expect in 2009 this fun loving Girls Aloud fan will become a huge part of TiBB.

Damon - Asked us this question two months ago and Damon would of been borderline B list, but they way things are heading we fear he is heading to the letter Z. His constant posting of lyrics threads are really starting to get old, and there are only a few times you can get away with posting a bitchy face. He has said he wants to change, but he just isn't trying. Despite mass love for Damon here at Heat, we cant help but feel things are going to go downhill.

Christina - She came as a Chavtastic London girl, but since then this girl has gone miles. After becoming a potential candidate for TiBBs new moderator, she showed just how much forum respect she had. But is she just too nice? She isn't keeping everyone entertained, and we want to see this wild MSN chick to show her bad side on MSN. 2009 will be a make or break year for Christina.

Dezzy - What do we think of him? He was once known as 'Dizzy who?' but in the last few months he has made himself his own identity. Following the release of 'Womanizer' Dezzy's popularity soured, but he failed to bring out a suitable second single. He has established himself as a MSN personality, which could cause his real up-rise. However, as for the singing career - We have Conor.

Gazbo - Any member that joins with the words 'Big Brother' in the username has no personality. And looking at Gazbo that original stereotype seems to have stuck. He is a nice guy, with some good brains, yet seems to have no distinct flavour at all. Will he become the spice of 2009? Simply - no.

D List

Fom - To us Fom is just too much of the 'I have a real life character'. Fom, thats old, and your just not out their enough. You have your friends, and maybe a few enemies but your just to unknown. We want to see some bold statements, excitement, and his supposed talent - drama. Else, this big ego is moving no where.

Emilee - Who is she? Who is she? That may be the words on your lips, but one thing is for sure, Emilee is back. We aren't to sure what to think of her yet, but so far she seems to be far to simple. If she gets on MSN, flashes her good looks around Meet The Members and makes a few Allies this girl could be B list. But otherwise, she will always be Emilee who?

Xander - The WANGanator is know as the forums rich kid, the envy of the playground. Nice house, good fashion sense and even good looks but recently he seems to have wandered. Sad, but the the Wang is truly dying.

LemonJam - He stunned TiBB when one of the most boring contestants won the most boring game ever on TiBB, and thats all we have to say on LemonJam. With a name like that we expect a bitter character, but to us he just seems to 2D. He has his friends, and he sticks to them. We want to see the real Lemon.

Ninostar - This girl is a sweet little gem. She is the kind of girl that never says a bad word, and honestly we love her for it. However, she just isn't know enough and unless this changes, she could become the new Mrs.Z.

Z List

Firewire - After his downfall from Grace late last year, things for FireWire have just got worse. At the start of the year he faced public humiliation after the flop of Britains Got Talent, and then he was the talk of TiBB after he had a public mental breakdown when his girlfriend payed a visit. Will things improve? He looks destined for 'TiBB Does Visual Idol'.

LewisXx - We aren't sure what to think of him. He came to the site and caused lots of controversy starting pointless games. He then murdered 'TiBBs Secret Santa', and has since tried to find something new to run. He also faced public mutilation after making his own failed forum. However, if this pop music guru keeps away from the games prospects could improve in 2009.

Callum - Fail. Get over it, thats what your becoming. This welsh lad is once again showing signs of his next mental breakdown. One day he is Mr Nice, and the next he is Mr Nasty. We just don't get him and why he is always so negative. The way he is going, Callum is destined to fail.

Conzors - This boy really has suffered the works. He was once a respected member, but after his long and public fall out with TiBB's Nicky, things for Conor aren't looking good. He has built himself a reputation as TiBBs local cam *****, which isn't good. He has tried to make several TiBB comebacks with the release of 'I believe in love at first sight' and 'Hallelujah', but this comebacks have failed. In recent weeks he has created 'Visual Idol' as a way of being taken seriously. But is this going to work? We don't think so.

Magic - Magic? We beg to differ. Magic really does't know when to go away. He has more TiBB games under his belt than brain cells, yet all of them fail. Can't he take a hint? After the failed relaunch of 'TiBB Big Brother' we think Magic should disappear for good. Finally, at the end of 2008 shocking pictures appeared of Magic sexually assaulting a wall. We think he truly has lost it.

PJ - After confessing he owned the Big Brother caravan, had hair on his palms and lived in a old people hope, we feel PJ will never be taken seriously. In the summer he made his debut as host of 'TiBBs Fashion Head to Head', but the whole show just wasn't't him. Last year he suffered forum mutilation as he became BJ, and his old name was taken by a anonymous account. Despite becoming PJ again, he will always be the almighty BJ in every ones heads. Can BJs status ever be changed? We think not.

Princess · 11-01-2009, 04:57 PM

SLUTTY!!!! Cheek of you!! :P

Magic · 11-01-2009, 05:10 PM

Conzors - This boy really has suffered the works. He was once a respected member, but after his long and public fall out with TiBB's Nicky, things for Conor aren't looking good. He has built himself a reputation as TiBBs local cam *****, which isn't good. He has tried to make several TiBB comebacks with the release of 'I believe in love at first sight' and 'Hallelujah', but this comebacks have failed. In recent weeks he has created 'Visual Idol' as a way of being taken seriously. But is this going to work? We dont think so.

Magic - Magic? We beg to differ. Magic really doesn't know when to go away. He has more TiBB games under his belt than brain cells, yet all of them fail. Can't he take a hint? After the failed relaunch of 'TiBB Big Brother' we think Magic should dissapear for good. Finally, at the end of 2008 shocking pictures appeared of Magic sexually assaulting a wall. We think he truely has lost it.

Lewis. · 11-01-2009, 05:18 PM

Me plase MAgic Lol. x

Rory · 11-01-2009, 05:20 PM

These are terrible, but hilarious!

GhettoSuperstar · 11-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Me likes a lot.

Keep it up.

Magic · 11-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lewiis.Xx
Me plase MAgic Lol. x

Z List

LewisXx - We aren't sure what to think of him. He came to the site and caused lots of controversey starting pointless games. He then murdered 'TiBBs Secret Santa', and has since tried to find something new to run. He also faced public mutilation after making his own failed forum. However, if this pop music guru keeps away from the games prospects could improve in 2009.

Princess · 11-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Ooooh mine's got longer. Awww that's mostly nice! I'm not a diva :P

edit:Besides the one comment I just made in the TT thread.

MarkWaldorf · 11-01-2009, 05:25 PM

Markus - Him and Princess our becoming TiBB Vintage members, but his neutral middle aged antics just aren't keeping us entertained. This time next year he could be A List, but he needs to work his assets.

OLD AGE? LOL I'm offended

Haha

Lewis. · 11-01-2009, 05:26 PM

Hehe.. I Love mine

Captain.Remy · 11-01-2009, 05:26 PM

Can you do mine Magic ?

Thanks.

Christina · 11-01-2009, 05:27 PM

LOOL, these are great

Mee pleasee Magic!

\PJ/ · 11-01-2009, 05:28 PM

HMMM....

Magic · 11-01-2009, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Me likes a lot.

Keep it up.

GhettoSuperstar - Like or Loathe... he seems to be TiBB's marmite. He seems to be so obsessed with his real social life, yet we wonder if it really exists. Your on a forum; therefore your social life is ****. Get over it. He also hates forum cliques... but we sense he is rather desperate to join one. However, we cant help but love Ghetto and we expect in 2009 this fun loving Girls Aloud fan will become a huge part of TiBB.

ahahah. I do rather love you though.
But it HAD to be done.

DamonJ · 11-01-2009, 05:32 PM

what bout muh?

MarkWaldorf · 11-01-2009, 05:32 PM

Are you calling me boring?

\PJ/ · 11-01-2009, 05:34 PM

I would like one palease.

Z · 11-01-2009, 05:36 PM

Pahahah wtf, awesome!

GhettoSuperstar · 11-01-2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magic

Quote:

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Me likes a lot.

Keep it up.

GhettoSuperstar - Like or Loathe... he seems to be TiBB's marmite. He seems to be so obsessed with his real social life, yet we wonder if it really exists. Your on a forum; therefore your social life is ****. Get over it. He also hates forum cliques... but we sense he is rather desperate to join one. However, we cant help but love Ghetto and we expect in 2009 this fun loving Girls Aloud fan will become a huge part of TiBB.

ahahah. I do rather love you though.
But it HAD to be done.

Ooooooo thats harsh.
But yes it does exist, night out last night with my gays and sitting on here while doing a report for college. I'm 18, my social life couldn't be better.

*Slap with a wet fish!*

And no I don't want to be in a clique. Offer turned down.