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officialleafan · 15-01-2009, 02:06 PM

It's kicking off again...

It's been a bit of a difficult morning. No food in the cupboards, confiscation of the tea and coffee, a delivery of lunchboxes starring the infamous pickled eggs... how are the Housemates ever going to work out this morning's shopping order with their stomachs grumbling? Badly, as it turns out.

The housemates argued over how many tea bags to order, and Tina whinged about the importance of fish fingers over chick peas (hang the cost!), the tension began to rise over who gets to hold the chalk and who gets to take the blackboard into Big Brother. Yes, you did read that right.

Big Brother reminded housemates they had five minutes to complete the shopping, and a debate sprang up as to who would read Coolio's challked-up shopping list. Why a debate needed to spring up, we don't know. But it did, with no-one wanting Coolio to read it, and the rapper making a fuss that no-one else should. "Let Coolio read it," said Tommy.

"But then he'll just... oh god," whined Ulrika, implying Coolio would just order his own food.

"Let Ulrika go in and read it," suggested Terry.

"Surely not a woman?" she joked.

"Tommy, you read it. Please," demanded Coolio, after a few minutes "easy peace".

"You don't trust a woman?" asked Ulrika.

"Hell no! You already proved you're untrustworthy," snapped Coolio. Ulrika went and told this to Tina, who immediately felt her blood boil. We all felt her blood boil. "Have a word with yourself Tina," she said to herself, visibly rattled.

"Let me read it," said Coolio, still going. "I ain't gonna let Ulrika read it." "Let her do it," said Terry.

"Let LaToya read it," said Michelle, suggesting a compromise.

"I don't want to read it," said LaToya. "That's between you guys." Ulrika sat with her head in her hands. Coolio wouldn't let it go and stormed round the House, shouting.

"Hang on a minute Coolio," said Tina from the other side of the room. "It's not your decision to tell the rest of the House what to do." "Shut the ******* up, man," he shouted at her. "Don't you tell me to shut up," shouted Tina back. "I just ********* did it," he said. Tina let rip, before stomping out to the garden to calm down with a cigarette. Coolio wouldn't let it lie, huffing around the House.

Hmm, whatever happened to play nice?

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...ory.jsp?id=783

There's a video on the official site too - and sorry if it's already been posted