[Scarlett.]

Last night the announcement was made that the bank owned by Mr. Magic Herbert Shoes was to be nationalised by Prime Minister Mark Tibby. Finacial Minister Mr. Man Sticks sticks was quoted as saying "This is the only possible way of saving the bank of TiBB, it is a hard choice to make, but we are facing hard times.

The news comes soon after Mr. Bob Chewy had to close down his Heavens Night club do to lack of money, also due to the problem of an unamed civillian offering services to people in the club. Musician John Luva (Luva) also has suffered from the economic downturn when he had to sell his house to pay for his crap Sky router to be repaired.

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[Sticks]

Breaking News

In a surprise move, the TiBB Bank was purchased last night by the Spanish banking group Santander. This Major banking group has already bought out Abby, Alliance and Leicester and Brandford and Bingley.

A government spokesman said last night that this has been the best possible outcome for the taxpayer, as this means no more taxpayers money need be put in, thanks to the take over by Santander.

I never expected that!


Nobodys expects the Spanish Aquisition

[Scarlett.]

Thank god for Santander...but dont they own most of the banks

[Magic]

I'm skint.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chewy

also due to the problem of an unamed civillian offering services to people in the club. Musician John Luva (Luva) also has suffered from the economic downturn when he had to sell his house to pay for his c**p Sky router to be repaired.

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LMAO. It's still as crap as ever!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva

LMAO. It's still as c**p as ever!

Damn free sky broadband <_<