[Ross]

Masturbation reduces chances of prostate cancer. (push on the gland between your scrotum and bum when climaxing - it's proven to work)

You won't:
you won't develop pimples, acne or zits;
- your penis will not get shorter;
- you will not be less intelligent;
- you will not grow hair on your palms;
- you will not lose hair or go bald;
- you will not go to hell (at least because of masturbating);
- you will not lose your mind;
- you will not become sterile;
- your penis will not fall off;
- your testicles will not decrease in size;
- your chance of being struck by lightning is not increase.

But you will be:
- your penis will likely become stronger;
- more relaxed;
- smiling most of the time;
- a perfectly normal man;
- and you will still produce enough eggs in your sperm.

So keep IT up and continue to enjoy!