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Old 13-10-2009, 10:19 AM #101
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Celebs Arrive at the New Walmart Manchester TV Studio
used by BBCAmerica , ITV , Sky and Ch4.



PC Ploddit is using Walmart Police to control the Crowds
all Tribal Chavs must leave the area,
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A Illegal Chav Party in Glasgow.

Ghetto Superstar is reporting for E4 Media News.


PC Ploddit
can not spare any Walmart Police Officers
so the Party on the Streets
is Free for all.
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Walmart Police
broke through the Chav War Fires
to get Stu safe.
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Tribal Chavs throwing Bricks at cars
on the West Manchester Bridge were caught on the Walmart Police Cams

They were Found Guilty and Sent to the Walmart Manchester Prison Bag Factory for 6 Full Years

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Crazy Tribal Chavs are so Angry
they can not enter the Cornwall Walmart Park
they are Jumping into the Sea.
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Walmart Army Spy Planes are searching
Greater Manchester for Escaped Tribal Chavs
who escaped from the Walmart Collection Truck
that turned over due to a new hole in the main motorway.

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Manchester Central Square
was on Lock Down by Walmart Police.


A group of Tribal Chavs and Anti Bank Swindlers
were Fighting for Local Banks Rights
after Tesco Bank bought them all.
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The Walmart Big Dog Robot
is now used on Illegal Tribal Chavs in Manchester Central.

It will Kick them out cold
and notify Central Walmart Special Police
to collect the Tribal Chav
who will be sent to the Hackney Walmart Prison
to be injected with a security chip.
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Walmart Police closed off Central Manchester
last night as Tribal Chav Gangs Invaded
they were arrested under the new Tribal Chav Restriction Law.
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Manchester Walmart Special Police
are now using the Walmart/GM/Nasa Robonaut (on loan)
to move Tribal Chavs
out of the Manchester Walmart Dome Shopping Mall.

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Walmart Special Police
in South London are now
using the new Walmart Rocket Flight Tracker
to catch all Tribal Chav gangs.
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A Celeb is arrested outside
Walmart Manchester Airport.
The Walmart Officer thought he was a Tribal Chav.
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A Sneak Tribal Chav
has Escaped on the Walmart Guard Manager
Grandmothers
Walmart Turbo Cart.

He was due to be chipped with a Euro Reciever
so he can be tracked.
Because he was not chipped
Walmart Manchester Police have given up looking for him.
He Remains on the Tribal Chav Wanted List.
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With More Tesco stores going bankrupt
AsdaWalmart is taking over the empty stores.


Tribal Gangs led by Judas the Devil
are being hunted down by AsdaWalmart India Special Police Division.

Judas The Devil using Petrol Bombs

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Arista defending himself when discovered, by his on/off boyfriend UKTurtle, having a wild orgy Vicky and Gypsy Goth.
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A Terror gang has put World Destruction Posters Up
all over Manchester Central.



Walmart Special Police are trying to track the gang down



They caught one of them
he is being sent to the Walmart Hackney Central Implant Base.
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A Top Star from America is brought over
to the Simon Cowell Dome Park near Liverpool
to help young chavs learn Slick Football Game.


Walmart Special Police were protecting the Sky-ITV-Ch5 Group Camera crew.
And the Star.

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Walmart Special Police
Stop the Tribal Chav Gangs
in Manchester
outside the Jimmy Johns Cafe.

Central Walmart Police Control
is sending Trucks to round the Tribal Chavs.
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I've heard these tribes are getting a bit pesky lately, round 'em up arista
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A Tribal Chav
has escaped from the Tesco Security Dome in Hackney.


She was last seen
in a AsdaWalmart Fridge
writing out a terror threat.



PC Ploddit has called in the Drones to search.

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A Tribal Chav
has escaped from the Tesco Security Dome in Hackney.


She was last seen
in a AsdaWalmart Fridge
writing out a terror threart.



PC Ploddit has called in the Drones to search.
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PC Ploddit is testing the New Tribal Chav Catcher
in a Tesco Security Desert Test area in Morocco
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A new underground Shopping Mall
built by AsdaWalmart in Manchester
has a New Rule - No Tribal Chavs Permitted.


Special Walmart Police
are all on patrol 24/7.

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Walmart Special Police
are now able to take down 50 Chav Tribal Gangs a day


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