[Scarlett.]

My favourites are these

from IGN: "GTA: Harbour City" supposedly set in Australia



From Youtube: The supposed new "watch page"

Welcome To Your New Watch Page

With things like Release Notes, we're focusing on sharing our philosophy behind changes on YouTube to give you a better understanding of why we make certain product decisions. We review the emails, blog post comments and Tweets you send our way, and want to thank all of you who wrote in to share your opinions. Today, we are beginning to roll out the new watch page. The update will begin with videos on the home page -- go to www.youtube.com, click on any video featured, and you'll get dizzy with excitement.

We think you'll find that the new watch page makes it even easier for you to view content while doing the Exorcist Walk or a headstand. It also gives you even more control over picture quality -- our internal tests have shown that modern computer monitors offer better picture quality when flipped upside-down. Below are some of the features we're most excited about.

Real-Time Topsy-Turvyness

The biggest part of the new watch page is the real-time disorientation you'll get when you've clicked on a video from the home page. The new watch page lets you know what's happening right now in your world -- and it feels kinda funny. The page also makes it simpler for you to view content in the southern hemisphere (or, if you live in the southern hemisphere, then you should head north for the optimum viewing experience).

The Escape Route

One of the important things to remember about the page is that you might get a neck ache. That's why there's an improved Escape Route. It makes it easy to say, "Whoa, I prefer the old-fashioned layout!" So anytime your neck starts to hurt, you will know there's an out.

Discovering Fun

The final piece of the new watch page is the Laughs we get in confusing you on April Fool's Day.

[Tom]

I did one this morning

Sister went out last night and she was due in at work at 9am, so I phoned her at about 6.30am asking her had she seen the snow, how everywhere was shut (specifically her work so she didn't have to phone in), how noone could get out bla bla bla ....

She rolled back over to sleep and mother forced me to phone her back otherwise she would've slept in, she rolled back over, called me a tw*t as I screeched APRIL FOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA down the phone

[Dom:D]

Originally posted by Tom
I did one this morning

Sister went out last night and she was due in at work at 9am, so I phoned her at about 6.30am asking her had she seen the snow, how everywhere was shut (specifically her work so she didn't have to phone in), how noone could get out bla bla bla ....

She rolled back over to sleep and mother forced me to phone her back otherwise she would've slept in, she rolled back over, called me a tw*t as I screeched APRIL FOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA down the phone

EVIL!

[Loukas]

Right.. Today i played pranks on loads of people, It didn't work on some smart people, Like Aiesha & Saskia. However i played a really big one.. i told Joe I Loved him at the begining of the day.. He said 'Urmm Why?' and laughed, i was being serious, i was in tears i was being 100% truthful. But at lunch i told him it was april fools. He said 'Oh. Very Funny.'

I wonder..

[Sam!]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Right.. Today i played pranks on loads of people, It didn't work on some smart people, Like Aiesha & Saskia. However i played a really big one.. i told Joe I Loved him at the begining of the day.. He said 'Urmm Why?' and laughed, i was being serious, i was in tears i was being 100% truthful. But at lunch i told him it was april fools. He said 'Oh. Very Funny.'

I wonder..

Lovely.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Sam!

Lovely.

What was the need?

[Ross]

I don't like being pranked on so I wouldn't prank anybody. I find it pointless.

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by Ross
I don't like being pranked on so I wouldn't prank anybody. I find it pointless.

same here i like to think i have grown up a bit since my pranking days

[Tom]

Originally posted by pinkmichk

same here i like to think i have grown up a bit since my pranking days

I'll never grow up

[Z]

"Mum, Jack Tweed's been diagnosed with prostate cancer."
"Nice try, freak."



I live in such a loving household, full of trust.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Tom

I'll never grow up

Then be an idiot all your life.

[Nicky.]

We had double science (2 hours) this morning - so we were playing pranks on my teacher xD

- We knocked on the table a few times - all random people, and shouting DOOR!
- When she was taking the register, they said Cameron, and someone shouts 'at the dentist' and she was like ah ok, and carried on - everyone laughed xD

A load of the lads kept saying stuff, but it got boring after a while lol xD

[Lewis.]

Well, Today i placed notes around the school. Me and a year 13 put a note on a classroom door saying "Year 13's who need to cellect their homework, Please Collect it at the attendance office Now" Then on the attendance ofice door, we posted a note saying "Year 13's, Work in Room - H4" And on the Door Of H4 We put a note saying "year 13's wanting to colect homework, Please go to the main reception to do so". We asked the reception people if they could help, and when the year 13's got there, the receptionist said "Your Work has been moved to L5" And me and the year 13 were in L5 and we April Fooled them :P

It was fun! The whole school has gone on a trip today and tomorrow, but i didn't go. only about 50 Non-Sixth form Students in school. It was great, we just mucked around

[Tom]

Originally posted by Ross

Then be an idiot all your life.

Ah well, as the saying goes once an idiot always an idiot

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lewis
Well, Today i placed notes around the school. Me and a year 13 put a note on a classroom door saying "Year 13's who need to cellect their homework, Please Collect it at the attendance office Now" Then on the attendance ofice door, we posted a note saying "Year 13's, Work in Room - H4" And on the Door Of H4 We put a note saying "year 13's wanting to colect homework, Please go to the main reception to do so". We asked the reception people if they could help, and when the year 13's got there, the receptionist said "Your Work has been moved to L5" And me and the year 13 were in L5 and we April Fooled them :P

It was fun! The whole school has gone on a trip today and tomorrow, but i didn't go. only about 50 Non-Sixth form Students in school. It was great, we just mucked around

I don't believe that. For many reasons;

1) I don't think a Year 13 would hang around with a Year 7/8 (whatever you are).

2) I think somebody would of noticed those stickers on the doors and taken them off.

3) You waited in the room for them for how long? Didn't you have lessons? I doubt a teacher would have let you get away with it.

[Captain.Remy]

My ex-girlfriend (we broke up in November) called me and told me she was pregnant since november and I'm the father and now it's too late to get an abortion.
I was like 'WTF? How could do do this to me ?'
Then I called friends, it was such a huge mess. Then she called me 3 hours later and said it was fake.
Fortunately, I really appreciate her.

[Nicky.]

Reemer (band) posted this on a MySpace bulletin -

APRIL IS HERE AND FULL OF FOOLS IN THE REEMER HOUSE!

HERE'S A RUN DOWN OF TODAY'S FUN!...

ONE

MURRAY IS GREETED WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA...

WITH BOVRIL AND SALT MIXED INTO IT.

HE DRANK IT ALL...

THINKING THE OLD KETTLE HAD MADE IT TASTE A BIT FUNNY!

TWO

UNPLUGGED PART OF MAX'S BASS AMP SO THAT ALL THE LIGHTS WERE ON, BUT NO SOUND CAME OUT...

WE LET HIM PANIC FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR BEFORE WE TOLD HIM!

THREE

STOLE DAN'S CAR KEYS AND MOVED HIS CAR DOWN THE ROAD AND AROUND THE CORNER SO HE THOUGHT IT HAD BEEN STOLEN.


HE CRAPPED HIMSELF

IF YOU EVER WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE REACTION TO A PRANK...

DAN'S YOUR MAN!

FOUR

PUT AN EGG IN MURRAY'S FOOTBALL BOOT

HE REALISED JUST A MOMENT TOO LATE!

IT WAS MESSY!

VERY MESSY!

*****

AND THAT WAS IT!

BUT I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVOURITE PRANK!
YEARS A GO AT NICK'S HOUSE THERE WAS A POWER CUT
WHILE ALL THE LIGHTS WERE OUT, A QUICK THINKING MAXWELL REDFERN NIPPED UP TO MURRAY'S ROOM AND SLIGHTLY (ONLY SLIGHTLY) UNSCREWED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE LIGHT BULBS IN THE ROOM.

EVENTUALLY, THE POWER CAME BACK ON AND THE HOUSE BURST BACK INTO LIFE...
EXCEPT OF COURSE, FOR MURRAY'S BEDROOM!
MAX LET MURRAY SCRABBLE AROUND IN THE DARK FOR
WAIT FOR IT...

THREE WHOLE WEEKS!
BEFORE TELLING HIM WHAT HE'D DONE!
THAT'S 21 LONG DARK EVENINGS!
MAX MY FRIEND...
BRAVO.
BRA - VO.

--

LOL!
I thought the light bulb one was great haha!

[Rob]

the kids at work tried to tell me my shoe laces were undone, i dont have shoe laces lol i told them they had detention they turned up and i said april fool!

[30stone]

Originally posted by Nickyy
Reemer (band) posted this on a MySpace bulletin -

APRIL IS HERE AND FULL OF FOOLS IN THE REEMER HOUSE!

HERE'S A RUN DOWN OF TODAY'S FUN!...

ONE

MURRAY IS GREETED WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA...

WITH BOVRIL AND SALT MIXED INTO IT.

HE DRANK IT ALL...

THINKING THE OLD KETTLE HAD MADE IT TASTE A BIT FUNNY!

TWO

UNPLUGGED PART OF MAX'S BASS AMP SO THAT ALL THE LIGHTS WERE ON, BUT NO SOUND CAME OUT...

WE LET HIM PANIC FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR BEFORE WE TOLD HIM!

THREE

STOLE DAN'S CAR KEYS AND MOVED HIS CAR DOWN THE ROAD AND AROUND THE CORNER SO HE THOUGHT IT HAD BEEN STOLEN.


HE CRAPPED HIMSELF

IF YOU EVER WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A MASSIVE REACTION TO A PRANK...

DAN'S YOUR MAN!

FOUR

PUT AN EGG IN MURRAY'S FOOTBALL BOOT

HE REALISED JUST A MOMENT TOO LATE!

IT WAS MESSY!

VERY MESSY!

*****

AND THAT WAS IT!

BUT I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVOURITE PRANK!
YEARS A GO AT NICK'S HOUSE THERE WAS A POWER CUT
WHILE ALL THE LIGHTS WERE OUT, A QUICK THINKING MAXWELL REDFERN NIPPED UP TO MURRAY'S ROOM AND SLIGHTLY (ONLY SLIGHTLY) UNSCREWED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE LIGHT BULBS IN THE ROOM.

EVENTUALLY, THE POWER CAME BACK ON AND THE HOUSE BURST BACK INTO LIFE...
EXCEPT OF COURSE, FOR MURRAY'S BEDROOM!
MAX LET MURRAY SCRABBLE AROUND IN THE DARK FOR
WAIT FOR IT...

THREE WHOLE WEEKS!
BEFORE TELLING HIM WHAT HE'D DONE!
THAT'S 21 LONG DARK EVENINGS!
MAX MY FRIEND...
BRAVO.
BRA - VO.

--

LOL!
I thought the light bulb one was great haha!

Why did he wait 3 weeks??

surely you would think if its out then you change the bulb??

[Fom]

My brothers girlfriend sent him a text saying she was breaking up with him and that she left a note on the table, he was about to get on the plane to Spain. But he didn't get on... got very messy.

But he got on his plane and its all sorted now, and she is left feeling foolish haha.

[Nicky.]

I have absolutely no idea Ben! He might of thought the electrics had blown in his room :\ xD

and lol Fom - not good! Did he have to catch another plane? or did he catch his one? xD

[Deirdre]

My mate just sent me a text saying:
"I know this is a bit random but would you have sex with me? xox"

Then you scroll down ages and it goes
"April Fools! Send this to everyone in your phonebook and see who falls for it!"

Tasteless

[30stone]

Originally posted by Deirdre
My mate just sent me a text saying:
"I know this is a bit random but would you have sex with me? xox"

Then you scroll down ages and it goes
"April Fools! Send this to everyone in your phonebook and see who falls for it!"

Tasteless

I do that, send it to everyone, just dont write april fools on the bottom.

So far i have had 0 replies.

[Deirdre]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect

I do that, send it to everyone, just dont write april fools on the bottom.

So far i have had 0 replies.

Lol good idea

[James]

The Sun said that Kerry Katona would be singing the national anthem for Iceland at tonight's Scotland - Iceland match.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/home...cle2353550.ece