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Old 07-04-2009, 02:30 AM #1
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There are three moms. .

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed"

They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.

Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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Old 07-04-2009, 07:46 AM #2
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:14 AM #3
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
It's a joke....
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:17 AM #4
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
It's a joke....
Yeah I know that.

But it isn't funny.
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:36 AM #5
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lmao, I appreciate your joke unlike this lot
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:40 AM #6
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lol it is quite good
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lol I laughed! x
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Lool what a twit
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
Cheer up boy!
Take off that mood you got on!

It made me smile, so thank you
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
Cheer up boy!
Take off that mood you got on!

It made me smile, so thank you
lol

OK. Sir Callan.
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LOL,i've heard this one like a million times though
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Not really that funny tbh.

Why would you be really upset about Having a fake ID Card.

Then the condom. Don't jump to conclusions Mother #3.
Cheer up boy!
Take off that mood you got on!

It made me smile, so thank you
lol

OK. Sir Callan.
o___O

on another note, I thought the joke was funny x]
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