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Old 07-04-2009, 02:30 AM #1
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Default BREAKING NEWS [DISCOVERY ON THE BIBLE]!!!
On tuesday 27th April 02:47AM
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Waters. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

What do you think on this ???
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WATERS you really are funny are you?
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i think some people are things i cant say on a forum kids go on
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I think this thread should be moved to the Creative Writing section.


It also shows a lack of knowledge of how the Bible came to be collected together from collections of works over a number of centuries and several locations, which any book on how the Bible was assembled will tell you.
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Is that supposed to be funny?
Epic fail.
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Might aswell be true, LOL.
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Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

Librarians don't like it
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LOL
iv never been in an libary
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LOL MARK!!!

I want to try that but ive never been to a library bar school.
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you mean it was under non-fiction to start with?

which is more laughable; it being under non-fiction or moving it to fiction?
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Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

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you mean it was under non-fiction to start with?

which is more laughable; it being under non-fiction or moving it to fiction?
I'd be amused if it was under science fiction
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No, but i will put that on a list of things to do!
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On tuesday 27th April 02:47AM
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Waters. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

What do you think on this ???
That is taken from an episode of Red Dwarf.
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No that was the idea, it was a joke.
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