[xxkellxx]

anyone remember the tv programme gimmie gimmie gimmie with kathy burke it was soo funni they should bring it back here are some quotes :

[Linda's son Zippy is trying to find out who is father is from his birth certificate]
Zippy: It says here his name was Owen Nistand
Linda: What?
Zippy: Owen Nistand
Linda: Let me see
[looks at it]
Linda: Oh! Hahahahaha! That's not Owen Nistand that's one night stand! Your daddy was a one night stand! I wasn't good at spelling in those days.


Linda: Should have taken in a show. I love a good play.
[Tom looks at her in disbelief]
Tom: You? The last play you went to see was "The Chip 'n' dales"; which, incidentally, is not a play.
Linda: It was in a theatre. It had an interval. I had ice cream.
Tom: The theatre should be exciting.
Linda: I was stuck to my seat.

Linda La Hughes: Oh, Zippy, I could talk to you till the cows come home. In fact that's what Daddy used to say to me when I came in of a night "Oh, look, the cow's come home."

Tom: [on the phone] Oh, hang on, I'll ask my PA...
[pretending to call his PA]
Tom: P.A.! P.A.!
Linda La Hughes: [gives him a look] P. Off!