[Captain.Remy]

Porn and Susan Boyle? It's not the most obvious pairing ... unless you're working at a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company.

The lovely folks at Kick Ass Pictures have offered the frumpy Scottish singing sensation of "Britain's Got Talent" and YouTube fame $1 million to star in her very own pornographic film. How can a girl say "no"?

This way, the never-been-kissed Boyle, 47, can lose her virginity on film.

"We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera," says Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "That's a very personal, intimate moment in a woman's life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special."

Obviously, Kulkis and the gang are getting a good chuckle out of this preposterous offer, claiming that they'll fly her out on Virgin Airlines and even try to identify her "type": "We'll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, 'endowments.' Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match."

The offer is good for one week since Kulkis is sure that Boyle would be anxious to rid herself of the burden of her virginity. Kick Ass has set up the website SusanBoyleXXX.com for fans to vote on possible movie titles, theme songs and co-stars.

Source

[Harry!]

Nah. We love the virgin Susan better.

[arista]

This is from a Blog.


That is not a good Source.

Pfff.
As you say out there.

[Shaun]

Oh ding dong.

[MR.K!]

I think im about to throw.

[Captain.Remy]

The story is from TMZ but I couldn't find it on the website so I've been looking for another one.

[Lauren]

The porn producers are obviously joking. Especially the "Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special".

However, these jokey articles are only going to do Susan bad in the long run. People will get sick of the publicity stunts surrounding her, even if they're not her own doing.

[Xander]

LOL can't believe that websites real.
I obviously didn't vote on it...

[arista]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
The story is from TMZ but I couldn't find it on the website so I've been looking for another one.

Well you should have said it came from TMZ.
We Ain't Mind Readers.


Your Aura Today is Mellow.

[Lauren]

Here is a link: http://livenews.com.au/rss-link/sudd...09/4/20/203551

[30stone]

Dam, i think id be sick if i ever saw that.

It puts disgusting images in my head which also makes me feel sick.

[arista]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Dam, i think id be sick if i ever saw that.

It puts disgusting images in my head which also makes me feel sick.

The LA
Jay Leno Show did her
that helped her Profile - even if he was taking the mick of her.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy

The story is from TMZ but I couldn't find it on the website so I've been looking for another one.

http://www.susanboylexxx.com/

[andyman]

She gonna get spit roasted by two midgets?

[Lauren]

Side note: Ron Jeremy is repulsive.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren
Side note: Ron Jeremy is repulsive.

Some women like him..

[Annie]

I cant believe people are doing that. Its disgusting. She is not going to appear in porn. They are just trying to make a laughing stock out of her and its a disgrace.