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Old 22-04-2009, 06:06 PM #1
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A woman is having sex with her husband one day when suddenly in the middle of love making he dies. Later that day, the undertaker calls her to warn her that her husband still has a hard on "What should I do?" says the Undertaker. "Cut it off and shove it up his arse" says the Woman.

Four days later at the funeral, the woman notices a tear running down her husband's cheek, she walks over and whispers in his ear "****in' hurts doesn't it?!?"
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epic fail.
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i don't get it.
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I couldn't agree more
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Hahaha.
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I think I get it hahaha.
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Old 22-04-2009, 06:13 PM #7
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Oooh.. chill out everyone!!
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I thought it was quite funny actually.
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I get it, but I don't think it's funny enough. I wanna laugh though.
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LOL. I get it. Something kinda morbid about it though. Still very funny.
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im sure in this day and age most men have had a cock up there ass anyway
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It is funny for women that are in a pit of rage against men..
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im sure in this day and age most men have had a cock up there ass anyway
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In this day & age? wtf.
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I get it, but I don't think it's funny enough. I want to laugh though.
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I get it, but I don't think it's funny enough. I want to laugh though.
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LOL!

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