[Matt]

Had one too many cheeky Volvics and want to get clean? You're in the right place!

[Lauren]

*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic.

[JOSHUAH!]

DRENCH FTW.
The Blackcurrent & Apple
lush.

[lily.]

*shakes head in disgust and walks away from Lauren*

Moderation - use it woman!

[JohnnyBB]

volvic is the best tasteing warterout ther!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Lauren
*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic.

Well done Lauren!

Acceptance is the first step towards recovery!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Some people lie about me being a volvicvirgin but thats just coz I gulp jumbo size bottles with a wide flow filter.

Cheeky volvics are my weakness.

HELP ME!

[lily.]

Watch the gag reflex..

[Z]

I first realised I was a volviholic when we were discussing volcanoes and I started quivering, I just couldn't stop, thinking about the pure taste of those oh so delicious but secret Volvics that I take. So cheeky.

[Matt]

I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

I started my addiction with a wee Strathmore and it went downhill from there.

It's good we can share this, and support each other.

[lily.]

Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

[GhettoSuperstar]

OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*

[Z]

Originally posted by lili
Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

I've always wondered about that.

[Matt]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*

Nooooo! Don't have it! You have so much to live for!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

There, there. Just take it one step at a time. No-one can judge you. Put the volvics down and take a step back. The volvic does not control you, you control the volvic. Do not become dependant on the cheeky little tasty and naughty volvic.

[Ninastar]

*warms up voice MI MI MI MI MIIIIIIIII*


* Deep breath *

(8)They tried to make be drink some volvic but i said NO NO NO!!!(8)

[lily.]

You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

[Ninastar]

LMAO!!!

[Magic]

have I missed something lol?

[lily.]

I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble..

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble..

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

omg ewww. That looks as if it would taste horrible!! If thats even possible!! x

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by lili
You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

I have But my mom sniffed it and all she could smell was the VOLVICCC!!

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble..

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

I'd deep throat (the contents) of that bottle in a second, won't kick the habit though.

I might start sniffing the cheeky volvic.

[lily.]

Yup.. it's pretty hard stuff Caitlin... I wouldn't recommend it.. If I were you, I'd start on the tap-water, then you can work your way up to bottled water in a can... and then you'll be ready to move up to the volvic and be hardcore like all the real volvic drinkers..


Cheeky.. *nods*..

[Lauren]

My fridge