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Old 08-05-2009, 08:58 PM #1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh ****, I seriously need to pee now... damn you Shaun and yer short-supply of Tena Lady !!!
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Am I the only one that doesn't get it?
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Erm... toe knee?


I laughed, but then realised I didn't get it LOL.
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I laughed, but then realised I didn't get it LOL.
Omg lmao I get it now, at first I was like Tony, Tony ???
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What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A do you think he saw us.

It's cuter if you say it in a British accent because with my American accent it sounds weird.
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THAT YOU'LL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN.

I'm sick and tired of having to explain myself.

[ps. no offence was meant by that post. well it was but for comic effect.]
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Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?


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THAT YOU'LL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN.

I'm sick and tired of having to explain myself.

[ps. no offence was meant by that post. well it was but for comic effect.]
Oh. How do you know anyway?

I see the comic purpose but as I said in the past I am not 'humorous'
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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
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I don't get it Dezzy..



Here's another 2 from Linda's vault of crap jokes..

2 Birds were sitting on a perch.. one says to the other.. "Can you smell fish?"




2 Fish were in a tank.. one says to the other.. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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LMAO Best joke you have ever told Linda.

Fsh FTW !
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Here's another 2 from Linda's vault of c**p jokes..

2 Birds were sitting on a perch.. one says to the other.. "Can you smell fish?"




2 Fish were in a tank.. one says to the other.. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
BISCUITS! walking down the road! WITH LEGS! One's scared of the other stealing their clothes! Biscuits wearing clothes! HILARITY ENSUES!

LMAO I love the fish one. I didn't get the birds one though.
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Rofl, I love those last two Linda.
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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these; #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.
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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these; #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.
Those aren't biscuits, THEY ARE LIES!!!!!!!!!

Here's a biscuit.

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