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Old 12-05-2009, 03:48 PM #1
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Has anybody heard any jokes about there divorce [particly aimed at Harvey [there child]]

Here is one which is quite cruel

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Did you here that Katie & Peter are getting divorced?

Harvey couldn't see that coming.

[Hinting at the fact Harvey is partly blind]
Any harsh/nice jokes heard?
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I think its hinting at the fact he`s partially blind.Personally I don`t find those sort of jokes funny,not that one anyway
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I think its hinting at the fact he`s partially blind.Personally I don`t find those sort of jokes funny,not that one anyway
I dont as well but I asked if anyone had heard any jokes.
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katie price's new diet is working well

She's just shed 13 stone of ugly useless fat
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god it dont take people long to spread crap does it it was only announced yesterday some people have far too much time on their hands
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Hmm, I normally find these funny but I think that's just not such a good pun.
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ****** if neither of them want him?





^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?





^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.

OMG that is quite harsh you have got to admit. Keep these coming foaks.
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Why do people find racist, horrible jokes about other people funny?
I find it sickening to be honest..
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Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?





^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.
ROTFLMFAO!
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I don't think I will find any of the harvey ones funny but I might with some of the others
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I find none of these funny.
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I find none of these funny.
shutttttt up!!!!!!!!
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YOu guys are even worst than the people who make up those jokes! WHat do you thin youre accomplishing by posting them here? Its the same as those idiots who opened up a whole thread about how outraged they were to see the Jade cancer jokes! Why double the blow by listing them here? Idiots!!
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I like them.
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YOu guys are even worst than the people who make up those jokes! WHat do you thin youre accomplishing by posting them here? Its the same as those idiots who opened up a whole thread about how outraged they were to see the Jade cancer jokes! Why double the blow by listing them here? Idiots!!
I read the news about Kate and Peter's split with shocked amazement.

Apparently the pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time".

Un****ingbelievable.
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I was sad to hear the news that Katie Price and Peter Andre were splitting up today.

Peter must be distraught, they're such a great pair.
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Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

Apparently it all kicked off at the weekend when he heard on the news that the Pope had been in Jordan



Lets just hope the only time we see the headline Peter Andre and the word single is when his divorce is finalised



Q. Which is the odd one out from the following and why? Peter Andre, Dwight Yorke, The Israeli Army
A. Dwight Yorke - the others knew when it was the right moment to withdraw from Jordan.



What's worse than being married to Peter Andre?

Being dumped by him.



So Katie and Peter have split up.

I just want to know who gets custody of the camera crew?
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Hahaha LJ they were amazing especially the last one!
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I find them hiler.
I'm just waiting for,
"THE BREAK UP - Katie and Peter" and "THE RECONCILIATION- Katie and Pater" Coming soon to ITV 2
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Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here.
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Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here.
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Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here.
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Nothing wrong with Jordan and Peter ones,just don`t like ones that involve disabled children.Don`t find them particualrly funny but the ones LemonJam posted are quite clever
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I dont mind jokes when they are quite general, but when people start taking mick out of disabilities or minorities etc. I dont find them funny.
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