[Enid]

There can be no doubt that Dogface has some pretty impressive assets. Sadly, foreign language skills and racquet sports ability aren't among them as she proved during a brief yet enlightening chat with Rodrigo.

"Do you know French?" asked Dogface as she struggled to understand Rodrigo's explanation of how to pronounce his name in Portuguese. But Rodrigo's knowledge of French was as extensive as Dogface's knowledge of particle physics.

Dogface was undeterred. "I can say Je m'appelle Sophie, je joue au ping-pong," she said gaily.

"What does that [je joue] mean?" asked Rodrigo with a puzzled look.

"It means 'I played', or, I think it is," replied Dogface. "I can't remember, it was years ago ping-pong is such a funny word."

"We say ping-pong in Portuguese," explained Rodrigo.

"Do you?" said an amazed Dogface, "How'd you say it in Brazil?"

Rodrigo managed to stop his mouth hanging open in shock shortly before Dogface realised the national language of Brazil is Portuguese.

"Hah, it's just practically the same isn't it?" she laughed.

And as if her pile of shame wasnt high enough, she carried on stacking it.

"I can't play ping-pong," she admitted in contradiction to her earlier stab at conversational French.

"I can play table tennis," she added, "I can't play ping pong."

Je despair

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/b...d9afc9/view.c4

Nevermind her boobs, she needs a brain implant.

[Sam!]

Hahaha I love Sophie.

[Chuckyegg]

shes just a kid

[Fat.Rat]

[libra68]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg
shes just a kid

i agree

[WHATASHOWER]

She's the only girl in there who's bra size is higher than her IQ!

[bbaddict]

LMFAO

[Jayson]

Shes dumb to get with Kris aswell

[WHATASHOWER]

Did you know if you put instant coffee into a micro wave you go backwards in time!

[-HUNTER-]

What a thick fake women.

[Enid]

I honestly cannot believe I am the same age as her.

[RCW1945]

Surely Karly holds the top place for weird ideas about languages.
Her "German" contribution was of Jade proportions.

[Conzors]

isnt ping pong the same as table tennis??

I dont get it

[Tony220]

yes ping pong is table tennis lol ... sophie is cute hehe but should ditch Kris asap

[Captain.Remy]

LMAO Sophie. But yeah she's dumb.

[HELLIWONTGO]

If they told Sophie she was going to be giving an IQ test she'd think it meant 'I'm Quaint' !! lol

[fruit_cake]

she plays dumb to gain attention.

[Simone.]

To be honest I didn't know portegese was the language in Brazil?
Until he said it.

But tbh I don't think she's as stupid as she makes out.
I'm just waiting for "Who's Shakespeare?"

[Z]

Oh dear! To be honest, it's very rare to see Big Brother put an intelligent housemate in - never mind more than one per series, so the intellectual is always left bored/frustrated because everyone else is making Sophie-like statements!

[Annie]

Oh dear. What an idiot.

[Chels]

Omd.

[Binstig]

"shes just a kid" is a **** excuse for her stupidity.

She should have bloody listened at school rather than getting fingered behind the bike shed.

[Captain.Remy]

Well to be honest I don't think she could be Brian Belo. He will remain the Dumbest housemate title holder of all BBs around the world.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Why do they only put the one token bright housemate in, is that because they think the audience wouldn't be interested, or as Freddie has proved they can behave with good manners!!! any ideas?

[Vladimir]

OMG