[CanestenCombi4Eva]

what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"

[Jen]

He's hot.

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

Originally posted by Jen
He's hot.

dont indulge him, i think he's the stalker type.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"

I wish you wouldn't sit on the fence, say what you mean do you like him or not!!!?

[DoM-h]

Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
what he should have said was.."im the delusional,fat,sweaty,know it all,crooked-toothed,led figure painting,living with my mum still at my age, smelly little ogre that tries to act cool and down with the kids but is unknowingly making a complete arse of myself compounded by the fact that everyone seems to whisper behind my back that im a total tool yet i think everyone believes that i am a walking modern day Fonzie and that i actually look good with me greasy mullet and ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"

You're just jealous you don't have Marcus's awesome character

[Lewis.]

Amen.

[andyman]

Football, BBC3.. USA v Italy!

Foookin pukka!

[Enid]

I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Enid
I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.

Or not.

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

and he is also a bully.When he was describing how they all enjoy taking the piss and making fun of Freddie that was infact very nasty,but dressed up in such a way that it appeared on the face of it to be light hearted.

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

Originally posted by Enid
I bet he practices Satanism in his basement room.

...i think he just paints his lead figures in the basement, in a totally cool way though,of course.

[Enid]

He reminds me of those reclusive types that end up going on a school shooting before offing themselves. If he was 20 years younger. :P

[Prole]

Originally posted by Jen
He's hot.

I quite like him, although I wouldn't describe him as hot. Sweaty maybe...

[bansheewails]

Marcus is an unPC legend! We need more of him in the world! Just not too close to my house please!

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Marcus is an unPC legend! We need more of him in the world! Just not too close to my house please!

..being a complete prat does not make you a legend. And unPC? By wearing a mullet and stupid beard makes him unPC does it? I dont think so. Retarded maybe,yes.

[bansheewails]

by unPC I mean NOT politically Correct. Why use his physical appearance to knock? Can you not think of anything else you dont like? Very easy to say someone is ugly.

[BBmassive]

well said canestancombi ,,hes a legend in his own mind ,needs a good bath

[theposti]

he wasent chosen for his looks or iq but hes got the rest of them weighed up to a tee

[bansheewails]

Love watching him describe people in his unPC way and he thinks he is being so nice to them. The look on Karly's face when he called her a 'tit bird' was priceless! As I said i wouldn't want to live near him but he makes great TV!

[bbisfun]

Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva
ridiculous beard - of course a look that i invented and nobody had done before i did it"

Wolverine disagrees.

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Love watching him describe people in his unPC way and he thinks he is being so nice to them. The look on Karly's face when he called her a 'tit bird' was priceless! As I said i wouldn't want to live near him but he makes great TV!

Calling her a tit bird was idiotic. Its not just him that knows BB always put in bimbos ,and calling them tit birds is not clever or funny. He's got them all down to a tee has he? He described himself as being put in because of his body for christs sake. He decribed Sree as being put in as the underdog - how wrong can you be. And it was sophie he called the tit bird not Karly. And he thinks BB put Siavash in the house because he's cool does he? They put each housemate in because of the underlying traits of their personalities, not that MArcus would be able to identify them of course. He can only identify the blindingly obvious and from that he makes out (and u go along with it) that he is some kind of phycholigical genious. "Tit bird,underdog and cool guy" are descriptions that shows he really hasn't got a clue.

[bansheewails]

THATS WHAT UNPC means!

[bansheewails]

[CanestenCombi4Eva]

Originally posted by bansheewails
THATS WHAT UNPC means!

thanks,i do know what the opposite of politically correct is. My point is that his desciptions were simply extremely basic and childish, and unfortunately people like yourself seem to hail it as some kind of supreme insight into why they were chosen. It's not. It was just a very superficial and base analysis that any young teenager could make on immediate viewing of said housemates.

[Prole]

Originally posted by CanestenCombi4Eva

thanks,i do know what the opposite of politically correct is. My point is that his desciptions were simply extremely basic and childish, and unfortunately people like yourself seem to hail it as some kind of supreme insight into why they were chosen. It's not. It was just a very superficial and base analysis that any young teenager could make on immediate viewing of said housemates.

I think "tit-bird" is a perfect description. It's why a couple of them are in there. Not because they're deep or interesting or funny, but because they're tit-birds. He's right, they were all chosen for a particular reason... They're quirky, or strange, or tit-birds. It doesn't take great insight to see it. It's Big Brother. It IS superficial and base.