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Jim Shelley

DAY Three in the Big Scrubber house and amazingly no one has had sex yet. Outrageous. Where do they think they are ? On Celebrity Love Island ?

This is despite the fact that this series of Big Brother is packed full of more vain, sex-crazed, tarts than ever. And the women aren't much better.

So far they have been all talk: anal sex, rimming, the number of sexual conquests. God knows what they're going to talk about when they actually get to know each other.

It's like they're playing a game of sexual poker - "I'll see your 100 sexual partners before you were 18-years-old and raise you 20.." Well it's good to have a hobby.

The art of conversation is well and truly dead where Big Brother is concerned. On E4, you can't even watch them gabbling over the top of one another (the prelude presumably for the physical equivalent) as the mute sign and its accompanying sign, "apologies for the loss of sound. We will continue lie coverage from the house shortly" is on virtually permanently as they swear and boast about their disgusting sexual antics.

Young people today eh ? You've got to feel sorry for the REALLY outrageous character on the show - Token Adult, Derek. Then again he was a Thatcherite.

Then there's Makosi. She claims to be a virgin - the most outlandish ruse ever employed to get on to Big Brother.

Sunday night's show is always terrific as the therapists analyse the guinea pigs, I mean contestants. You don't have to be a psychiatrist to work out these crazy, messed-up kids are all narcissistic, insecure freaks and the bigger the boob job, or the bigger the ***** complex, the bigger the problems they have.



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[Razmataz]

hmmmmmmmmm yep them sunday shows get on my nerves because despite them being qualified phychologists they dont see things the public do and when they say stuff people automatically disagree with it its disguesting behaviour and i quote"E4 need to lift some of the censorship" because ur listening to and indepth convo and then suddenly its birds and wildlife sounds hmmmmmmmm ok w/e i say from Ryan xmwahx
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