[Ninastar]

I have loads.

- I got really angry at my hair straightners once cause they wouldnt work and when i looked I hadnt even turned them on.

- I wrote 'your name' on my book once because the teacher told us what to write on out books, on the board.

- I have choked on my on spit

- I didnt know that eyjpt was in africa

- I cant spell eyjpt

FML!!!!


I might do some more later cause now I feel ridiculously stupid


What are yours???? x

[Lauren]

- I tried to catch a rolling shot putt ball, resulting in a crushed finger!

- I've also done the "your name" thing.

- I drank 8 bottles of wine in one night.

[Ninastar]

- I cant remember what shot putt means

[Ninastar]

Ohhh yeah. omg ouch.

- I stoped one with my foot once. It wasn't crushed but it hurt alot.


edit

More lol


- I put metal handcuffs on one of my feet when I was like 9 and my dad had to cut them off with plyers. I was shitt scared

- I always fall going up stairs. Or i miss the last one thinking there is another one there.

[Mrluvaluva]

[strike]I was[/strike]....I know somebody who was ill on the stairs at The Hilton hotel in Wimbledon, after drinking too much, in front of many people queuing for the toilets.


And then walked off and left it...

[bronaaaa]

Once I tripped over a tic-tac

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Once I tripped over a tic-tac

omg really??

I sometimes trip over nothing
I think its my shoes though. Well I hope it is anyway

[Christina]

I stapled my finger with a stapler at my dad's work.

I often accidently write down something that someone has just said to me instead of what's on the board.

Accidently called the dulex paint dog.. a durex dog [name of the condom brand] in front of my mum.

I missed the step when coming off a ride and fell flat on bum in front of everyone.

Started singing the crazy frog ringtone down the street when i was alone and a man caught me and i made out it was actually my phone.

When i was young i called a gay mans hotline and left this message, someone left a message for me saying i sound REALLY young and that he knows i'm not meant to be using the hotline. I freaked out turned off my phone and hid it LOL!

[Can't think of anymore yet.. i'm sure there's more]

[Jayson]

- Challenged the best before date on milk
- Broke up with an ex over a missing toothbrush
- Hit a Lollipop man whilst drunk
- Went on Stealth at Thorpe Park

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Christina
I stapled my finger with a stapler at my dad's work.

I often accidently write down something that someone has just said to me instead of what's on the board.

Accidently called the dulex paint dog.. a durex dog [name of the condom brand] in front of my mum.

I missed the step when coming off a ride and fell flat on bum in front of everyone.

Started singing the crazy frog ringtone down the street when i was alone and a man caught me and i made out it was actually my phone.

When i was young i called a gay mans hotline and left this message, someone left a message for me saying i sound REALLY young and that he knows i'm not meant to be using the hotline. I freaked out turned off my phone and hid it LOL!

[Can't think of anymore yet.. i'm sure there's more]

Omg the one about writing down the wrong thing is something i always do.
And I would die saying durex infront of my mum!!!

[pinkmichk]

i wanted something off the top of my wardrode when i was younger it was one of those old ones drawers at bottom a dressing table and mirror then a lift up cupboard at top rather than waiting for someone to get it i pulled the 3 drawers out as steps climbed up and pulled it onto myself was only my tv that stopped it squishing me

i climbed over a pile of balast that my dad had covered with the wheelbarrow tripped and went flying across the patio splitting my nose open

when little i put my finger in one of those slidy grid things on bank counters (the ones they pull across when you put stuff through with the holes) my finger got stuck and the bank manager had to go to the shop next door to get some butter to release my finger

i put a stone up my nose as a kid but kinda sucked it up but my poor mum had to check my poo til it came out

[Jayson]

Originally posted by pinkmichk
when little i put my finger in one of those slidy grid things on bank counters (the ones they pull across when you put stuff through with the holes) my finger got stuck and the bank manager had to go to the shop next door to get some butter to release my finger

I did the same when I was younger

[Christina]

Originally posted by Ninastar

Omg the one about writing down the wrong thing is something i always do.
And I would die saying durex infront of my mum!!!

LOL! She found it hilarious and started telling her work mates and lol i think i listen too much to mates and not what the teacher is saying.. hence the reason i write down what they say haha!

[Christina]

Originally posted by Showtyme
- Challenged the best before date on milk
- Broke up with an ex over a missing toothbrush
- Hit a Lollipop man whilst drunk
- Went on Stealth at Thorpe Park

Stealth is amazing! I'm going on it tommoz

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Christina

Stealth is amazing! I'm going on it tommoz

The reason I think of it as stupid is cause I was sick on it LOL
I didn't own up to the people behind either

[30stone]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Once I tripped over a tic-tac

AHAHA..

thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

It hurt though?

or did you not fall?

[Firewire]

- I was scared of a rollercaoster. Like wtf, then I went on it and it was amazing.
- The teacher was giving an explanation for a test and used someone in my class as an example and said write *the boys name* and I wrote *the boys name* on my test. Not actually the boys name, his actual name.
- I left TiBB xD

[30stone]

Welcome back Firewire

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by 30stone

AHAHA..

thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

It hurt though?

or did you not fall?

No I was just walking and dropped a tic tac, then tripped over it, like fell forward, but I stopped myself before I actually fell, I you get me?


Also welcome back Firewire

[Christina]

Originally posted by Showtyme

The reason I think of it as stupid is cause I was sick on it LOL
I didn't own up to the people behind either

LOOOL!

Omg when we went the other day someone kept being sick on all the rides.. it wasn't you was it

[Iceman]

God I have loads so I'll do them in segments.

1. When I was a kid I used to call exotic countries Erotic countries.
2. I drank a litre of vodka and collapsed in a field.
3. I often start fights for no reason when I'm drunk.
4. I dropped a cigarette on my chest once whilst it was lit.
5. I was at the driving range I hit the ball and it came back and hit my head.
6. I fell asleep in my garden on a bench when i was drunk.
7. I shout at the telly a lot if I don't like something.
8. I once lit a cigarette at the wrong end and then put it at my mouth.
9. I got freaked out in a lift once because it stopped moving then realised i didn't press the button.
10. I have a habbit of walking on escalators the wrong way.

I'll have loads more of these to come.

[officialleafan]

Too many to name...

I was cleaning up my bedroom and i lifed the matress up (my bed is like...metal with metal bars underneath the matress so it's like...you can see under it). I was cleaning it out and as i nearly fell over (because my feet were in either side of two bars in the matress lol) i pushed the matress and it just fell on me. As it did, i ducked down so it looked like the matress had squashed me

[Firewire]

Originally posted by bronaaaa

No I was just walking and dropped a tic tac, then tripped over it, like fell forward, but I stopped myself before I actually fell, I you get me?


Also welcome back Firewire

Oh thanks Brona.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Christina

LOOOL!

Omg when we went the other day someone kept being sick on all the rides.. it wasn't you was it

LMAO, no, it was a few weeks ago and the only other ride I was sick on was them swings that go uber high

[Firewire]

Originally posted by 30stone
Welcome back Firewire

Oh thanks haha.