[calyman]

Catweazle’s many qualities include;
A face that demands a meeting with a cricket bat
A body that constantly looks like it needs a damm good wash
He puts the cont in contradiction
His ego is only slightly larger than his imagination
He doesn’t have much imagination
He has the thought processes of a Gnat
He knows his twisted attitude makes Freddie a better man.
He is a Turd on wheels
He is a rank onanist.
His only philosophy is how to fool Sophie

Any further contributions for Catweazle would be welcome.

[minx36]

LMFAO

[likewatchinwallpaper]

His dicks to small to be a lady's man.
His dicks just the right size to be lady boy.

[mangasatsuma]

I can't believe the lack of tone in his torso. All that drink thieving does him no favours.

[LisaHawk]

Originally posted by mangasatsuma
I can't believe the lack of tone in his torso. All that drink thieving does him no favours.

Yes, because every man on earth is supposed to have a six-pack.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Kris is so sad that he is only to pleased to have Charlie as his stooge, that has to be as low as it gets!

[calyman]

British Public, one phone call then, BANG! gets rid of 99% of all known twats.......

Bye Kris