[Luminis]

Well now you can!
With the woohoo translater.... thing.

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

Its alot ay fin.
Jist pit yer word/phrase intae th' box

Translate to:
Its alot of fun
Juts put your word/phrase into the box

[Luminis]

Speak like Charlie aswell!
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/geordie-translator.asp

And Lisa!
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/brummie-translator.asp

[Stu]

I wonder if I put Cockney Rhyming Slang into the Cockney Rhyming Slang Translator, will I end up with posh upper class English. Or my computer blows up.

[walter]

I'd rather stab my eyes out lol. Her voice makes me angry!

[Stu]

And here is me thinking stabing your ears out would be a more suitable remedy.

[Luminis]

I put in Rosy Lee
and
Rosy Lee came out

I expected some explosion thing.
:P

[walter]

Originally posted by Stu
And here is me thinking stabing your ears out would be a more suitable remedy.

lol

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Stu
And here is me thinking stabing your ears out would be a more suitable remedy.

This made me laugh :P

[Stu]

Oi fend dis Oirish translator completely biased an' unsuitable. so'tiz de score first century. we blather loike thieves an' drunks, not mystical feckin lepers. Sure yer canny even understan' a ward av dis shoite!

[Cybele]

I already talk like Karly... when I talk with my mouth full.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

[Luminis]

Oid do anyyyyyyy-ting to you/
Spiral

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Cybele
I already talk like Karly... when I talk with my mouth full.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

[Claymores]

Awa n bile yer heid - yon translator is pish

Fifese is very particular anyway so any generic translator is gonna spew oot a pile o mince.

Karly lives about 2km from me so I can translate stuff for you if necessary.

My fave accent story is when I visited a pal in Nottingham and her friends enthused about their fave show Rab C. I couldn't work out how they followed it as even I have trouble with Weegie sometimes........their answer was that they put the Ceefax 888 subtitles on

[Claymores]

Originally posted by Cybele
I already talk like Karly... when I talk with my mouth full.

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

Yer a right midden ya scunner.

[Levrone]

thats awwwwww ;D hah for god sake spent 20 minutes on translator and its good fun

Kris is feckin' radge. Let's kick heem it.

[Chels]

Lisa says...
Shut the fock up 'alfwit, orlroit? yaouw does me fuskin yed in yaouw posh lickle frapper! yoo miskin getten cocky noo that yaouw shaved yaw yed! chill the fock ert love, you'll never be an mp! because me, karly an' kris fink yoo miskin a complete dickhead! noo fock off an' leave me alone! i'm guin ter the buzz boffle fer a fag...

[abrittan]

Speak like Kris

www.twat-translator.prick

[Chels]

Freddie says...
One is ah well spoken sod Lisah, please mustah ovah it. Jolly good show old bean!

[Claymores]

Originally posted by Levrone

Kris is feckin' radge. Let's kick heem it.

That's Weegie, not Fifese - they are about as different as Brummie and Cockney - hence why I called the translator a pile o pish.

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Chels.x
Freddie says...
One is ah well spoken sod Lisah, please mustah ovah it. Jolly good show old bean!

Lisa replies

I'm gonna goo fer a fag noo.

[Shasown]

What do i want to speak like a fife hooer for?

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Shasown
What do i want to speak like a fife hooer for?

why are you still on the forum?

[Claymores]

PS, and this will probably disappont some who found it one of her better moments.........

She definitely didn't say "It tastes like jobbies" as C4 subtitled during that task - it was indeed "It tastes like strawberries".

C4 should bung me a few quid to do the translations for them

How will Davina cope during her exit interview

[aoq2008]

thats a laugh

Haud yer weesht an' die ye fat mink

Channel fuir confused big brither viewers lest nicht efter it repeated a section ay th' shaw in a broadcastin' errur. the programme ran ower its scheduled timeslot by a scuttle minutes as a result ay th' mishap, which saw th' sam reel bein' aired when th' shaw returned frae an ad break as hud bin previoosly screened, reports th' daily mail. upon realisin' th' mistake, th' screen went blenk an' was replaced wi' a message readin' "programmes will continue shortly". a voice 'en annoonced: "weel, guid bark. we can noo return tae big brither." when th' programme resumed, sophie an' kris waur discussin' their relationship an' its future ootwith th' hoose.

[Claymores]