[RandomPoster]

Vote for me to go in the house and I vow to:

Start Arguments
Stir **** Up
Make People Cry
Pull Lots Of Pranks
Manipulate Confrontation
Say Whatever's On My Mind
Not Act Like A Whiny Little Pussy
Try To **** All Of The Hot Girls (and possibly the busted ones if I'm drunk lol)
Be Funny
Be Controversial
Be Likeable
Be Loveable
Be Immature
Be A Prick
Be Hateable
Be Villainous
Spark Debate
Chastise Everyone For Their Constant Use Of Annoying Phrases (such as At The End Of The Day etc)
Not Moan Like A Little Baby
Cause Friction
Be Entertaining

And ETC...

So here's the Non-Vinnie Cook Related Appreciation Thread. Put moi (RANDOM POSTER) in the Big Brother house and I guarantee to set some explosions...

p.s if only it was as easy as getting a few people on a forum to vote me in...