[BBUK4LYFE]

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...g-in-pool.html


This poor girl's mom is in denial.

[Princess]

LMFAO!

That's priceless.

[Marc]

WTF! LOL Definate denial!

[Harry!]

Vicky Pollard WAS right by getting pregnant in someones bath water. Well done Vicky!

[Ninastar]

LMAO!
sorry but wtf.

[Tom4784]

Someone's in deep deep denial!

[pinkmichk]

bless her someone is clearly not clued up on the facts of life

[Firewire]

LMFAO

[Mrluvaluva]

Stray sperm in the swimming pool? I have heard of "No diving", "No bombing" etc but never "No w*****g"!! Lol. Maybe pools need to update the rules.

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Stray sperm in the swimming pool? I have heard of "No diving", "No bombing" etc but never "No w*****g"!! Lol. Maybe pools need to update the rules.

although that is a seriously gross thought much like people who pee in the sea

[Sophii3x]

LMFAO, oh dear.

[Mark]

Sounds like a case for:


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[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by pinkmichk

although that is a seriously gross thought much like people who pee in the sea

I can see it now......"Right you...Yes you....You've been warned before.....Put it back in your pants and hit the changing rooms". "And don't come back. We don't want any law suits round here"........"Can all the ladies close their legs please until we can get you out".

[TheOfficialAdam]

If that was the case then girls all over the world would probably be getting pregnant in pools. Guess that 13 year old is not that innocent

[Lauren]

Well considering sperm doesn't survive outside the body, especially in water, methinks someone is keeping something back!

[Shaun]

Ew, reminds me of the time we went to this swimming park in Germany on a school trip, there was this underground part that was made out to look like caves, and I saw people having sex. I swam away so fast

[The Human Santapede]

Ha ha, this is the funniest thing I've heard in such a long time.