[Shaun]

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If a bitch ain't one, what are they? So far from me and Greg:

1) Genital warts
2) A crippling mortgage
3) Being a member of the Sugababes
4) knowing Shaun
5) having the condom rip
6) having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
7) no raspberry sauce
8) lack of booze
9) forgetting to buy teabags
10) 99 red balloons
11) George Lamb presenting BBLB
12) having a complete twat as a step-dad
13) moth infestation
14) the Facebook photo uploader
15) WMG removing music videos
16) serious fag cravings
17) having no more Coca Cola
18) a stab wound
19) having to endorse "The Summer Fanclub"
20) being in the army
21) your mum

Just reply with "If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems and _________ is one."