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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 13-07-2009, 11:23 PM #1
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Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working!
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She'd make a good postie. I can imagine her in the cap, blue shirt and shorts carrying a red bag full of mail.
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Cigarette taste tester for which magazine, so she can sit on her lazy ass all day puffing at ciggies
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Cigarette taste tester for which magazine, so she can sit on her lazy ass all day puffing at ciggies
Makes no difference from her usual lifestyle, she'd fit right in.
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She can lick my boots for a tuppence.
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*Ugh* I wouldn't want her tongue anywhere near my shoes unless she's licking the dog crap off from underneath them but again that makes no difference from her usually lifestyle. She licks crap and then it just comes flying straight back out of her mouth.
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Like i said in another post ...she has a Mag deal with the Big Issue on Broad Steet, Birmingham.
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Love it!

She's a face like an unwashed character from the film Alien 3!

I don't know if she's Sigourney Weaver or the Alien.

She thinks she Sigourney Weaver! [Quote from French & Saunders spoof of Aliens] Funny!
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Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working!
cleaning up pig pooh on a farm cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway
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Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working!
cleaning up pig pooh on a farm cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway
The pigs would object to her constant fag breaks!!
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Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working!
cleaning up pig pooh on a farm cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway
The pigs would object to her constant fag breaks!!
she'd prob try putting a fag in the pig's mouth she's that wierd!!!!!!
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I'd have to go for big issue seller aswell at least she looks the part.
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