[SiaSiaSia]

I was bored and did it on facebook again

here it is, post yours: (and don't say "cba". if you cba ****)

1) I am not naturally blonde. I don't think I am anyway, my routes are ridiculously brown but I'm so in denial I have to dye it blonde frequently.

2) My house is basically a sanctuary, we have at least 5 random people here at a time and I'm not really sure why...

3) I absolutley HATE yogurt so much. SO MUCH. this was already known about me but i want to reiterate this point. The thought of yogurt actually makes me want to vomit right now

4) Whenever I watch a documentary about sharks and am sitting on a chair/sofa I am suddenly paranoid a shark will be sitting underneath me waiting for me to be scared and underneath me. Seriously.

5) Late at night I hear/see loads of flies in my room but I'm too tired to move so I fall asleep, even though I HATE flies

6) I am really sporadic about my internet usage. Some weeks I'll go on for 5 minutes, and other weeks I'll be constantly on. I think this is better than my IAD phase

7) I treat my Facebook like my twitter. If you notice I just update my status and then leave... into the distance....into an abyss....?!

8) I want to study French, German and beginners' Spanish at university but I'm not actually very good at languages

9) I think Avenue Q has the most poetic lyrics I've ever heard. And I'm being serious here.

10) I REALLY WANT BERNARD'S WATCH. I have said this continuously but I DO. It would make me EXCEEDINGLY happy

11) I watch Phineas and Ferb on the disney channel every day. I don't even have an excuse for it, I genuinely think it's brilliant

12) I get embarrassed about EVERYTHING (particularly after being obnoxious), so the way I overcome this is by being overly obnoxious

13) I rarely like pictures of myself anymore, if I haven't got facepaint or makeup on

14) I am seriously considering going to Hertfordshire and "casually" bumping into Rupert Grint/Ed Westwick

15) I am never casual or subtle about ANYTHING.

16) Apparently I write how I talk. I realise the other day I use mainly lowercase letters and then contrast it with some good ol' capital letter sentences to mix-it-and-shake-it-up. I also notice I type as if I'm german. I.e. I put unnecessary commas everywhere even when they aren't needed.

17) I am possibly, the worst waitress ALIVE. I broke 3 cups on my first day. I doubt I will be asked to work there again.

18) The last statement made me laugh because it originally said "I will be asked to WOK there again". I don't know why I found this funny. My sense of humour is so pathetic, I laughed the whole way through a Hannah Montana episode the other day...

19) Despite acting as if I'm 6 years old, I do have mature moments.......... hmmm. when you can't even kid yourself that's bad.

20) I am currently addicted to texting things and keep texting people mundane things in a bid that they will reply and they never do

21) Champagne and Red WKD make me sick so I try not to drink them. SEE. WILLPOWER.

22) I am not as stupid as I look/act. I am probably more stupid than that.

23) My ideal job would be a high-class prostitute. I really don't see a problem with it.

24) I wrote this at record speed, AND I WOULD CONTINUE... but by the constraints of society (i.e. facebook) i can only write 25 things about myself. This depresses me.

25) I am awful at giving sympathy/comforting people. I really don't know what to say.

26) I would be SO easy to stalk


I AM AWARE THAT'S 26 but ****

[Princess]

1)I've been obsessed with stuff all my life. In my memory I've never not been obsessed. My Take That obsession is the worst ever though,my mum says so and she seen them all,lol
2)All I want in life is to live happily ever after
3)I cannot ride a bike
4)The top 2 things I hate most in life are bullies and smoking
5)I am 5 inside. Seriously!
6)I hate any alohoclic drinks that taste like alcohol
7)I've been best friends with my best friend since I was 2. She moved away when we were 12 but we still talk all the time
8)I LOVE romance,couples,romantic books,movies,telly shows. Anything but I've never really wanted to be in a relationship
9)I hate change.Hate it. I always have the same thing in restaurants,eat the same ice cream,chocolate etc. We got a new couch in November and I still hate it
10)I am 1/8 Chinense,1/16 German,1/16 Swedish and 3/4 Irish
11)I am ridiculosuly unpatriotic and plan to move to London asap
12)When I was a few months ago,my little finger turned green.It soon cured itself with some random cream
13)I haven't thrown up since I was 8 *touch wood*
14)My claims to fame include getting into Heat,the heat book and the Heat website. Also Mark Owen waved at me :P
15)The happiest time of my life was the last few weeks,going to my Take That tour. It was unbelievable and I would do it all again in a heartbeat
16)I think I'll be a terrible driver cos I have no co-ordination or concenctration
17)I'm really OCD about some things,like I can't fall asleep on my left side and I can't eat lunch before 1
18)I hate downloading things. CD's FTW!
19)I have a good memory but only for things I care about. I do crap at exams if I don't like the subject
20)I'm a complete hoarder. I have magazines from back to 2004,I'm running out of space to put them
21)I've been a vegetarian for 6 years now and I'm quite proud of it
22)I LOVE hugs.
23)I have this paranoid thing where I never think I've flushed the loo and always go back and check.
24)I hate hairy guys. I hate beards and hairy chests. Mark Owen shaves his armpits and I'm quite glad!
25)I go on about Take That far too much in life.And I know I do. But I really don't think I can help it. They're just arghhhhh,life.

All done! That was harder than I thought it'd be!

[Shaun]

I did one ages ago on Facebook, but a lot's probably changed since then. So here goes.

1) I have a birthmark on my stomach, it's brown
2) I used to be blond.
3) My idea of Hell involved mushrooms, onions and garlic.
4) I do not leave the house lately unless I'm listening to Florence and the Machine's "Rabbit Heart" on my iPod.
5) I watch Peep Show every night before I go to bed. I still laugh every time.
6) I sleep with a Coca Cola polar teddy-bear, which I won on holiday when I was 11. His name is Snowy and I feel like a child-made-to-feel-safe when I hug it
7) I tend to smoke or do anything when I'm drunk...sober I wouldn't dare.
8) I collect cinema tickets and bus tickets from fun days out as memorabilia.
9) I buy birthday cards months in advance :\
10) I have an assortment of weird hats and ties in my window. Red sequins, gold glitter, cowboy-style...it's all funky.
11) I have a mofo-ing jukebox.
12) I have the book of Mormon on my desk. I've never read it, it's just there.
13) I have a scar on my elbow from months ago when I fell over in a drunken mess and lost my tooth. The tooth's fixed, my elbow's still silly.
14) I've never seen the Godfather. Or Taxi Driver. Or Scarface. Or the Goodfellas.
15) I write on my walls.
16) I cut out things from Q magazine and stick them on my walls :]
17) I cannot deal with whiskey.
18) I also hate copper coins, I always throw them away.
19) I never have mobile credit.
20) I refuse to take off my clothes around people especially upper-half...
21) I've never shaved before.
22) I can't think of some other ****. Make do with 21.

[30stone]

Im sure everyone knows pretty much everything.. about me so none of this will be knew, and if you dont know it..well its probably about weightlifting, as im not very exciting..

1 ) I bench 130kg, Squat 150kg, Deadlift 160kg, meaning my strength to weight is, 5.8.

2 ) I can't touch spiders even if they are just a picture on a page.

3 ) I want to try and learn spanish.

4 ) I really love anything to do with felines, mostly lions and tigers, watch any show on them i can.

5 ) I am in over 3000 pound debt because of my car.

6 ) I fitted an air filter on my car today.

7 ) Im not as confident as i make out.

8 ) I love BEER! Cider, White wine, alcopops and Sambuca everything else tastes horrible.

9 ) Ive not had a proper job and im 18.

10 ) Im easy to talk to and always asked for advice.

11 ) I support Arsenal and Reading football teams.

12 ) I Drive a 2006 Vauxhall Astra. And i sometimes go out in it at night just because i like to drive at night.

13 ) Cheating and Smoking are the top 2 things on my hate list.

14 ) My "Type" is Fairly short, Skinny especially on the stomach, Average sized boobs prefer smaller to bigger and have a nice bum.

15 ) Can't stand people who complain to me about being fat yet eat a terrible diet and don't train at all. Even when i offer to take them to gym.

16 ) I have a old motorola pebl, because i dont care about having a "cool" phone

17 ) Ive never owned an Ipod.

18 ) I love my Cat.

19 ) I train at Fitness First.

20 ) My favourite club is walkabout in Reading.

21 ) Some people say i sound posh but i don't think i am at all.

22 ) I am considering competing in an under 21's Ameteur body building contest next year or the year after.

23 ) I have chalk in a bag in my car and have been asked before if it was cocaine.

24 ) I want to be a car salesman as i know a lot about cars and think it would suit me well.

25 ) Clothes barely fit me properly as i think i have a disproportionate body, so usually only buy from Esprit at the moment.

26 ) I really want a girlfriend at the moment as i havent had a proper girlfriend for like 13 months.

Ahaha, that took me over half hour to write..

[Captain.Remy]

1. I'm French and I'm allergic to cheese...how contradictory is that.
2. I'm a part-time DJ, I also serve some night but it's for fun, just to help.
3. I've been going to nightclubs since the age of 15.
4. No one ever listened to my iPod.
5. I almost became a dad but that's a long story.
6. I have been to Anger Management from the age of 16 to 18.
7. I have been banned from 3 bars in Marseille due to fights.
8. I only buy 25 cigarettes Lucky Strike packets.
9. My parents are wealthy but I don't shout it everywhere.
10. I almost got arrested for insulting a policeman.
11. I've had sex pretty much everywhere. The bath is definitely my favourite.
12. I'm more proud of my Russian heritages than my Italian ones. People know me as 'The Russian one'.
13. I'm a big alcoholic beverages drinker, and that's rather scary.
14. I don't regret anything I've done in life.
15. I am obnoxious, arrogant, pretentious, confident and proud of myself.
16. Other than being a nice b*****d, I'm friendly, chatty and people can trust me, I never reveal secrets.
17. Looks are too important for me not to make it prior when I meet a girl.
18. I'm not as outgoing as I appear to be. I'm a watcher. Once I'm comfortable I'll come out of my shell.
19. I'm not a jealous lad, my girlfriend can kiss a guy it doesn't matter as long as there is no feelings. Because feelings mean everything.
20. Rugby is my life and a second family to me.
21. I don't want to live in France. I don't fit here, I will be living in England. Fact.
22. I'm a brilliant student and that annoys people because they see me clubbing every week and still pulling out great results.
23. I'm in love with Economics, my dream would be to be a Nobel Prize winner.
24. I've been Class President 7 times, College President, President of the Young council of Marseille and Student of the Year in Marseille 2007.
25. Speed turns me on. I got caught 3 times for driving way too fast.

Definitely waiting for comments.

[Jen]

1. I wear contact Lenses.
2. I'm a 34D/E
3. I collect scarfs and never leave my house without one on.
4. I read a page of any Jane Austen novel before I go to bed, every single night.
5. I sleep with paddington bear.
6. Being alone is the one thing on the entire earth which scares me to death.
7. I have too many crushes, most of whom I know I will never have, I just like to hope and wish.
8. English Literature is my favourite subject in school.
9. I actually love school, I feel more at home there than my actual home.
10. I'm a vegetarian, but I haven't told anyone, ever.
11. I tend not to talk about my feelings, my best friends are used to it now, but it took them a while.
12. I never speak about my problems or my family.
13. I don't like being a burden on the people I care about.
14. I'm a snob... it's ridiculous... I live in the country, I don't have a posh accent, but I'm so snobby, about everything.
15. I collect Elle and Vogue magazines. My gran gave me copies from when she began to collect them as well.. they are my pride and joy.
16. I will love my Dad forever, he made me appreciate the brilliance of good music.
17. I dislocated my knee around a year ago, I didn't go to the hospital or tell anyone...at times it is still very painful.
18. I can't swim.
19. I'm shocking at Math. Really shocking...
20. I don't go anywhere without wearing eyeliner...
21. I miss my sister, although I will never admit it to my family and close friends.
22. I am in love with Roger Federer. Not like the crushes I mentioned before... I am in love with him. Seriously.
23. I have one dream job... I have never told anyone ever, it has nothing to do with the career I am going to pursue, it's my dream.
24. I can talk to my dad more than my mum, I feel awkward speaking to my mum, we have nothing in common but I love her like nothing else in this world.
25. I want to live in Scotland, so much.

Knthx.

[MrGaryy]

1. i count the spice girls greatest hits as on of my favourite albums because it makes me so happy and motivated

2. i hate twitter. really i do. it;s so annoying and pointless and urgh. i still sue it a bit tho. i cant help myself

3. i actually am not capable of not watching BB. everytime I try I feel too guilty and go and catch up and start again

4. i secretly hate the fact i can never have children

5. I walk on the my tip toes all the time at home. and im not able to walk up the stairs with my feet flat, it feels weird.

6. i'm totally intolerant of closet cases because i came out so long

7. i use the phrase 'this is making me want to kill myself' far too much. seriously, the other day i couldn't find my shoe and almost started crying and said how this was driving me to suicide.

8. i find it extremely hard to trust people ever since someone screwed me over when I was 10. it just hurt a lot.

9. i have impeccable spelling but but make so many typos

10. i only have facial hair above my top lip. the rest is totally hair free.

11. i start my Christmas shopping in August

12. last year for secret santa my good friend got my name. he got me a tenner in a card that said Good Luck. i somehow forgave him

13. i'll almost surely hate everyone my best friend dates, probably because im still slightly in love with her

14. i get carpel tunnel very easily. not from masturbating mind. I can only play mario kart every second say or else my wrist will be unbearable

15. I desperately want to use facebook more but cant as all my friends prefer bebo. ugh

16. i had a failed attempt at an emo phase

17. i'd say at least 60 - 70% of the people who know me dislike me.

18. i'm a crap friend to all my friends bar 2.

19. i watch Home and Away every day even tho I know it's rubbish

20. i hate my teeth

21. i detest jeans that don't have skinny legs. and flairs are like the anti christ

21. polo shirts revolt me entirely.

22. i regularly switch from indentifyng as agnostic to being atheist.

23. straight males almost always hate me at first

24. i once wrote a fan letter to paris hilton as a class project

25. I slapped my best friend across the face. twice. one for insinuating i was gay once for asking me if i was. I am gay. im no longer friends with him.

[Jen]

Remy, yours made me smile. The bath... really? LOL
Ben, I knew all of that. <3
Sia, Phineas and Ferb... best TV on The Disney Channel.
Shaun, I agree, when drunk I will smoke and do anything... when sober I will find most of those things unforgivable. LOL
Gary, yours made me smile too. <3 Especially the best friend one.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Jen

Ben, I knew all of that.

Like I said im Boring LOL

And 34 D/ E
Lovely lol, should be visiting ireland soon (=

And you can't swim? lol have you ever had lessons.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Jen
Remy, yours made me smile. The bath... really? LOL

Yes really. It's not so comfortable but it's awesome. You would never thought you could make your body put like that lmao

[Jen]

I had lessons when I was younger, water scares me Ben... although I love banana boating. LOL
Orly Remy? Hahaha.

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Jen
Gary, yours made me smile too. <3 Especially the best friend one.

aww ty.
yours made me smile too.

the jane austin thing is so cute.

[Captain.Remy]

What's Orly ? lmao

[Jen]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
What's Orly ? lmao

I should start speaking in proper english..
It's, Oh really, Remy?

[MrGaryy]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
What's Orly ? lmao

oh really.
but a sexier version <33
:P

[MarkWaldorf]

1. I'm the most nostalgic person I know. I miss the 90's greatly.
2. I believe I'm the nicest person ever in real life.
3. I'm 100% English. I'm not even 0.1% something else. :/
4. My bedroom is like a Britney Spears shrine.
5. Even though I'm gay, I've only ever been in relationships with females.
6. I have a crush on my best friend and it's extremely painful not being able to tell him.
7. I haven't been ill for years. *touches wood*
8. Even if someone does something terrible to me, I'll still be nice to them. I'm too naturally helpful.
9. I'm a Christian and believe in God, but I haven't been to church in 5 years.
10. I hate music snobs deeply. I would never attack someone for their musical preferance.
11. I hate my last name.
12. I have a posh accent apparently, despite living in SE London.
13. I'M TERRIBLE WITH TRAINS. I always have to be on them with someone.
14. When I grow up I want to be Leighton Meester.
15. I'm extremely lazy.
16. I have friends from almost every different nationality.
17. I'm a very private person and always keep people guessing.
18. I used to believe I was magic. LOL.
19. My dream is to just find my perfect guy and live happily ever after with him.
20. At its prime, my handwriting is absolutely beautiful. Everyone was jealous of it in secondary school.
21. I want to travel the world one day.
22. I can't imagine not living in London. I don't see anywhere else in the UK that attractive.
23. I hate big crowds. Something about it sets me off.
24. I have mild, but controllable OCD.
25. I buy CD's even though I never play them.

[Gemmer-x]

1. I will not let anyone listen to my iPod
2. I have to drink at least 4 bottles of water a day or i freak out
3. I have to wash my hands regularly or i freak out
4. I carry hand sanitizer everywhere and often use it even if i've just washed my hands.
5. I really dislike my step-dad.
6. I really wish i could open up to my mum more about the dislike of my step-dad
7. I'd like to live in spain when i'm older
8. I weigh more now then i'v ever weighed -sigh-
9. I over-use the phrase 'GO DIE'
10. I'm moving house in the next few weeks
11. I wish i could live with my dad
12. My singing is awful
13. My dancing isn't much better
14. I love a man in a suit
15. I'm a sensitive person and blub easily
16. I have such a baby face! i get I.D'd for the lottery lol
17. I could never be a veggie, i love meat way too much
18. I have an un-healthy obesession with galaxy caramel's
19. I'm lazy and un-motivated
20. I hate my teeth
21. I avoid taking pictures of myself/being in pictures at all costs
22. I'm rubbish at making decisions
23. The thought of giving birth scares the pants off me. As do: snails, frogs, slugs.
24. I'd say i'm quite independant, being an only child up to the age of 10 made me appriciate my own company.
25. I have a double-crown [in my hair/head whatevs.]

[Loukas]

1) My room is painted Bubblegum Blue
2) I drink like crazy
3) I am 5ft 8
4) I go to SNS
5) I am voted the 3rd nicest person in my school according to a poll on Facebook
6) I hate smoking but my friends smoke
7) I hate dirty people, by dirty i mean people that NEVER TAKE BATHS.. don't mind the other kind of dirty
8) Friends have dubbed me the new 'Chris Crocker' Which i see as an insult
9) My phone network is 3mobile
10) When i was 4 i was stung on my eyelid by a wasp and could not see for a number of months
11) I am scared shitless of wasps
12) I am allergic to Bananas and Kiwis, if i eat them i could die!
13) I hate spiders
14) My friends call me a 'Guru' and apparently know loads about relationships
15) 15 is my favourite number because i was born on the 15th September
16) I am 16 this year
17) I am as hyper as *****
18) When i was younger i went through 23 dummies
19) I have eczema
20) My eyes change colour from Dark Brown to Light Brown to Hazel
21) My door number is 4
22) I have over 125 first cousins
23) I am 100% Greek Cypriot
24) People think im older than i look
25) I AM ME AND IM NOT CHANGING FOR ANYONE BITCH!

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Jen

I should start speaking in proper english..
It's, Oh really, Remy?

Oh right ok !
My fave English abbreviation is **** It inspires me.

[Jayson]

1) I am Brazilian/Jamaican.

2) My full name is Daniel-Jayson Ricardo De Souza Rush.

3) I like to wear pink, even though I hate the color.

4) I hate spongecake, it makes my mouth go eewy and dry.

5) I am the youngest person in my uni to have a degree (bar the 15 year-old wonderkid that goes here)

6) I am at Thames Valley University.

7) I once made £50 on a dare to eat chalk.

8) I once went to hospital for a week because I ate chalk.

9) My favourite TV show is Friends.

10) I am quite good at football.

11) I <3 Kobe Bryant.

12) My parents are da bomb.

13) My favourite soft drink is apple juice.

14) My favourite hard drink is Snakebite (beer + cider mix)

15) I watch boxing, even though I despise it.

16) I hate the Myspace angle. Bens profile pic is an example.

17) I dislike emos.

18) I talk like a typical black londoner.

19) The stereotype is true. Fried chicken FTW.

20) I am starting to think that 25 things is too much to write.

21) I feel the need to shout BULLSEYE everytime someone misses a shot in football.

22) I am good at cooking.

23) My Grandma recently died of a heart attack.

24) I have a 32" TV in my new flats bathroom.

25) I am very pleased to have found 25 things about myself.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Jen
I had lessons when I was younger, water scares me Ben... although I love banana boating. LOL
Orly Remy? Hahaha.

Aww lol at least you have a life jacket on if you come off one of them.

Ive never been on one but always wanted to )=

[bronaaaa]

1) I hate my best friends, but like them too much to do something about it
2) I hate myself, I have no confidence and always feel self-concious
3) My mum and me are too similar, when we fight, I hate me too, cos I know I'm the exact same as she is
4) My dad works away from home loads, I never used to mind til he lost his job and then got another in Copenhagen, I got used to having him at home and I really miss him
5) I rarley tell people how I feel, I always keep stuff bottled up
6) I hate Northern Ireland SO much. I can't stand living here, I miss London, and I only lived there til I was four
7) I'm a pioneer, and hate it. It's shitee being one of the only ones in my year who doesn't drink, but I'd feel too bad breaking it and guilty lying to the parents
8) I have been homeless like three times, not living on the streets, but with family friends
9) My da was in a car crash when I was in P7 and nearly died
10) I'm actually really smart, but never try and always act like I don't care about school and all. I duno why
11) I love clothes so much, and am jealous of everyone who has nice clothes
12) I have no nice clothes because, I don't like shopping because I feel intimidated by the changing room dolls, they're all stick thin and georgous, and mum's too stingy to buy me any
13) I want to be a TV presenter or actress. I know that will never happen
14) I'm intrigued by people, I'm real nosey and find people of different cultures etc. fasciniating, I'd quite like to study something like phycatry (sp) at university
15) I'm wayyy over emotional, I cry at anything
16) I would love to be amazing at something, I rdon't eally have anything I LOVE doing and am brilliant at, and I hate that
17) I love travelling and being abroad. I love being European and foreign languages
18) I want to adopt when I'm older
19) I fantise about getting married every day
20) My mum never lets me out, but when my younger sister asks, she gets
21) I resent my sister
22) I am also a 34 D/DD, I hate having big boobs
23) I'm a perfectionist, I hate my work being a mess, and often rip out pages and re-write them if my handwrittings ugly
24) I want to be head girl LOL, mum told me I wouldn't ever be it because the teachers have to like you
25) I find it so much easier being myself at home\on the computer, than face to face. I'm way to shy and care too much about what people think to be myself =||

Haha mines are all depressing and I probaly sound like a right weirdo

[Benjamin]

1). I'm gay

2). I had a girlfriend when I came out

3). I didn't come out until I was 18.

4). I want to emmigrate to New Zealand

5). I'm friends with Rosie Holland, Jools Holland's Daughter.

6). I worked 3 jobs to fund myself through college.

7). I was kicked out of my family home when I was 15.

8). I hate physical fights

9). I am a poet and a writer

10). I love nature/sunsets/long walks etc.

11). I hate being 'tied-down' in one place

12). I want children

13). I have designed my own house (just need money to build it now)

14). My father and two brothers passed away when I was younger

15). I was once engaged

16). I HATE people telling me I look good or I'm cute

17). I love money

18). The one time I was in trouble with the police was on my A-levels results night, when me and my mates were all happy and drunk. The policemen thought we were gonna start a fight until we explained why we were being noisy. They just laughed and told us to enjoy our night but quiten down a bit.

19). I hate people that expect gay guys to act like the media stereotype

20). I love the smell of bonfires and BBQ's

21). I own over 2000 books

22). My favourite animal is, shockingly, a turtle.

23). I'm addicted to facebook

24). I'm quite shy in real life

25). I love being cheeky

[30stone]

Originally posted by bronaaaa

2) I hate myself, I have no confidence and always feel self-concious

Don't Worry.

Your really pretty

Should be happy

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by 30stone

Don't Worry.

Your really pretty

Should be happy

I never look nice at school etc.
And I'm fat