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Max gropes for it
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RANDY Max made his move on busty Saskia — only to be told: “Buzz off, your breath stinks.”
The cheeky lad clambered into bed with the brunette after his mattress got soaked in a waterfight.
As they lay under the duvet, Max touched Saskia’s bum and moaned: “I’m so randy.”
But she slapped his hand and told him: “Get out of it.”
He then blew into her ear, only for Saskia to snap: “Your breath smells. Pack it in.”
She turned around and stared at the ceiling, while Max nodded off. But they were flirting again yesterday by the pool.
As Max talked about their night together, Saskia said: “I think you’re horny today.”
When he made a rude comment, she giggled: “You’re vile.”
Max — who is the 11/4 bookies favourite to win — insisted: “My time will come.”
But Saskia gave him a look and said: “You reckon.”
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Article The Sun
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